Clitacillin - Joke Pills

Lost your bearings in the bedroom? Don’t panic – Clitacillin is the cure you never knew you needed. This cheeky little mint tin comes packed with “Clit Compass Capsules” – a fresh dose of laughter disguised as medication for the directionally challenged lover.

Designed to look like real prescription pills, each tin is filled with peppermint mints and tongue-in-cheek humour. From the witty “dosage instructions” to the laugh-out-loud “side effects”, Clitacillin hits just the right spot – every time.

It’s the perfect gag gift for hen parties, Valentine’s Day, or anyone who could use a little help with their… navigation. Equal parts rude and refreshing, this saucy stocking filler guarantees giggles, blushes, and minty-fresh breath.

Doctor’s orders: take as needed for instant laughs and improved map-reading skills.