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69½ Uses for a Snoozy Old Person Book

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Someone you know turning old? Perhaps their useless partner snoozes a lot and they need to occupy their body with something useful? This handy book is full of funny illustrations on how to transform annoying afternoon naps into useful activities around the house. 

From being a human wine cooler to a human toasting fork to a human dog trainer, the snoozy old person will be able to help out around the house without even opening their eyes. They can get things done without continuously moaning at the same time. Double bonus! 

Filled with 69½ uses, there is plenty of fun to be had, giggling at 72 pages of naturist illustrations and the wild positions the old couple find themselves in. Wonder what that half use is... 

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About this product

  • 69½ uses for a snoozy old person. 
  • Funny novelty book. 
  • Features illustrations of old naturists. 
  • 72 pages.
  • Measures 14.8 x 14 x 0.5 cm.

Item code: box248

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