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10 Things I Love About Sex Poster

10 Things I Love About Sex Poster

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10 Things I Love About Sex Poster

Gift Of The Year Here We Cum!

Sex. Birds and bees. Hanky panky. Shagging. Screwing. Humping. F*cking. Boning. Porking. Doing the deed. Dancing the horizontal tango. Bumping uglies. Performing a two person push up. Doing the no pants dance. Burying the bone. Threading the needle. Smacking the salmon. Making the beast with two backs. Slamming the ham. Doing the four legged fox trot. Playing hide the sausage. Doing the mattress dance. Parking the beef bus in tuna town. Burying the weasel. Crashing the custard truck. Loading the clown into the cannon... Whatever you call it, the glorious game of sex is celebrated here in this salacious sex poster.

Part of the award-winning Find Me A Gift 10 Things I Love About... range, this porno poster details 10 of the things that are so wonderful about taking the bald headed gnome for a stroll in the misty forest. You'll be only too delighted to pop this on the wall in a prominent place and make sure all guests to your home know just how much you enjoy a bit of bow-chika-wow-wow. Choose from Playful Purple or Raunchy Red colour schemes, with white text. Classic moments are commemorated in phrases such as 'Trying to get the condom on' and 'The after-glow cuddles'.

All the reasons were crowdsourced from our lovely team here at Find Me A Gift to make sure we found the top 10 things people generally enjoy about sex, with a wide range of responses expressing things like 'Texting about it all day before you see them' (explaining why Betty is always on her phone), 'The scramble to get your kit off' (much easier with the hip replacement now, eh Dorothy?) and 'Role play possibilities' (though Derek may have been referring to his Dungeons and Dragons club) . Sadly the responses 'Getting the TV remote when you fall asleep afterwards' and 'The thrill of wondering if my boss's wife is about to walk in' didn't quite make the top 10, but we hope there's something here to suit the majority of tastes.

About The Product

  • Cheeky sex poster
  • Great gift for your gran..diose friends
  • Secret Santa for your boss
  • Frame for extra and pop it on the wall
  • Choose from A3 or A4 (the bigger the better, as we always say!)
  • Available in Raunchy Red or Playful Purple
  • Frame colours: Black, White, Light Oak, Chestnut and Dark Oak (acrylic front, not glass)

**Please note that this cannot be personalised**

Delivery Info You Need To Know

  • Standard UK Delivery - Prints will be delivered between 1-3 working days after they have been produced. At peak times, this may be slightly longer.
  • More Delivery Stuff - Because of the time it takes to produce, we are unable to offer Same Day Dispatch.
  • Next Day Delivery - Express delivery is offered. This means that it will be delivered the next working day after the item has been made.
  • Please note that, for this item, "Next Day" delivery means only that it will delivered the next working day after the item has been made it. It does NOT mean that you will receive it the next day after ordering.
  • Saturday Delivery - It still takes up to 5 working days to make your poster, we will then deliver it the next available Saturday.
  • Unfortunately Before 9 a.m Delivery is not available for this item.
  • PLEASE NOTE: As this product is made to order it cannot be returned or refunded.

What Do You Get?

  • 1 x 10 Things I Love About Sex Poster

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  • Unique gifts for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
  • Award winning UK based customer service, with online chat support, telephone and email all available.
Product code: fmg2100

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