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Beer Brands: The Ultimate List of the 50 Funniest, Stupidest
and Best Beer Names...In The World, Ever



1) Bishops Finger:

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This may not seem like a great name for a beer, but it is known locally as Nun's Delight!

Brewery: Shepherd Neame

Location: Faversham, Kent, UK


2) Arrogant Bastard Ale:

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Because 'You're not worthy'

Brewery: Stone Brewing Company

Location: Escondido, California, USA


3) 668:

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The Neighbour of the Beast. Complete with Iron Maiden style fonts, just in case you didn't get the reference.

Brewery: New England Brewing Company

Location: Woodbridge, Connecticut, USA


4) Aass Fatol:

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It means 'draft beer' in Norwegian. Honest. No, really. It does.

Brewery: Aass Brewery

Location: Drammen, Norway


5) Bierbitzch:

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Get me another beer...

Brewery Josef Bierbitzch

Location: El Monte, California, USA


6) Dogs Bollocks:

Presumably named because, well, it's very good.

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Brewery Wychwood Brewery

Location: Witney, Oxfordshire, UK


7) Buttface Ale:

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They didn't try too hard with this name. Putting two rams on the logo doesn't change that fact.

Brewery Ram Brewery

Location: Lakewood, Washington, USA


8) Kiltlifter:

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Just no! There's no need for Kilt lifting, under any circumstances.

Brewery Four Peaks Brewing Company

Location: Tempe, Arizona, USA


9) F*****g Hell:

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They'd had too much before naming it.

Brewery Fucking Hell Brewers

Location: Berlin, Germany


10) Ginger Tosser:

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The name says it all.

Brewery Skinners Brewery

Location: Truro, Cornwall, UK


11) He'Brew:

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The chosen beer.

Brewery Schmaltz Brewing Company

Location: Clifton Park, New York, USA


12) Herpes:

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Who is going to order this?!

Brewery O'Reilly's Irish Pubs

Location: Frankfurt, Amsterdam and across Europe


13) Holy Grail:

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Pun-tastic.

Brewery Black Sheep Brewery

Location: Masham, Yorkshire, UK


14) Honey Boo Brew:

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Is 'Honey Boo Boo' still a thing?

Brewery Homebrew

Location: Somewhere in the USA


15) Hoppy Ending:

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The perfect end to the evening.

Brewery Palo Alto Brewing Company

Location: Palo Alto, California, USA


16) Hoptimus Prime:

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Beer in disguise.

Brewery Ruckus Brewing Company

Location: New York, New York, USA


17) Imperial Stout Trooper:

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It in-Vader's your soul

Brewery: New England Brewing Company

Location: Woodbridge, Connecticut, USA


18) Intercourse:

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Presumably 'cos it f**ks you up!

Brewery Intercourse Brewing Company

Location: Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, USA


19) Keel Over:

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Enough said.

Brewery Skinners Brewery

Location: Truro, Cornwall, UK


20) Old Leg Humper:

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Truly the dog's b****cks!

Brewery Thirsty Dog Brewing

Location: Akron, Ohio, USA


21) Mama's Little Yella Pils:

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Clever name.

Brewery Oskar Blues Brewery

Location: Longmont, Colorado, USA


22) Moose Drool:

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Sounds delightful.

Brewery Big Sky Brewing Company

Location: Missoula, Montana, USA


23) Nipple Mountain:

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Er. What?!

Brewery Pagosa Brewing Company

Location: Pagosa Springs, Colorado


24) Old Horizontal:

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Does exactly what it says on the label.

Brewery Victory Brewing Company

Location: Downingtown, Pennsylvania, USA


25) Old Slapper:

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Barman, please bring me an Old...

Brewery Bank Top Brewery

Location: Bolton, Lancashire, UK


26) Panty Peeler:

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Because beer makes you sexy. Allegedly.

Brewery Midnight Sun Brewing Co.

Location: Anchorage, Alaska, USA


27) Peter Cotton Ale:

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With more hops.

Brewery Strong Hand Brewery

Location: USA


28) Pisswasser:

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Read the label before use!

Brewery Rockstar Games

Location: Grand Theft Auto (it's fictional)


29) Polygamy Porter:

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Why just have one!

Brewery Wasatch Brewery

Location: Park City, Utah, USA


30) Sex Panther:

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With chocolate, apparently.

Brewery SanTan Brewing Company

Location: Chandler, Arizona, USA


31) Sheep Shagger:

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The farmer's choice.

Brewery Cairngorm Brewery Co.

Location: Aviemore, Inverness-shire, UK


32) Skull Splitter:

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For that morning after feeling.

Brewery The Orkney Brewery

Location: Orkney, Scotland, UK


33) Smooth Hoperator:

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How you doin'?

Brewery Stoudts

Location: Adamstown, Pennsylvania, USA


34) Sweet Baby Jesus:

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The holiest of beers.

Brewery Du Claw Brewing Company

Location: Baltimore, Maryland, USA


35) The Opportunist:

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The creepy stalker?!

Brewery Oakham Ales

Location: Peterborough, Cambridgeshire, UK


36) Top Totty:

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Because, somewhere, it's still 1972.

Brewery Slater's Ales

Location: Stafford, Staffordshire, UK


37) Tramp Stamp:

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Why? Just why?

Brewery Clown Shoes Craft Beer

Location: Ipswich, Massachusetts, USA


38) Transsexual:

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For the less discerning sex tourist.

Brewery O'Reilly's Irish Pubs

Location: Frankfurt, Amsterdam and across Europe


39) Vergina:

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It means something different in Greece. But, hell, it's funny. So we included it.

Brewery Macedonian Thrace Brewery

Location: Komotini, Greece


40) Wake Up Dead:

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At least, it feels that way.

Brewery Left Hand Brewing

Location: Longmont, Colorado, USA


41) Lucky SOB:

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No one has ever looked luckier.

Brewery Flying Dog Brewery

Location: Frederick, Maryland, USA


42) Hop On A Blonde:

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A truly clever name for a beer.

Brewery Saugatuck Brewing Co.

Location: Douglas, Michigan, USA


43) Pearl Necklace:

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No comment. Allegedly, you can get one in Maryland, though!

Brewery Flying Dog Brewery

Location: Frederick, Maryland, USA


44) MmmHops:

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Can you believe Hanson are all old enough to drink!

Brewery Hanson Brothers Beer Company

Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma, USA


45) Mens Room:

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The more you drink, the more you need it.

Brewery Elysian Brewing

Location: Seattle, Washington, USA


46) Big Cock:

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Over compensating for a lifetime's drinking.

Brewery Great River Brewery

Location: Davenport, Iowa, USA


47) Loser:

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So, why don't you kill me.

Brewery Elysian Brewing

Location: Seattle, Washington, USA


48) My Wife's Bitter:

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Of course she is. You never leave the pub.

Brewery Burleigh Brewing Co.

Location: Burleigh Heads, Queensland, Australia


49) Alimony Ale:

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America's bitterest beer.

Brewery Buffalo Bill's Brewery.

Location: Hayward, California, USA


50) Morning Wood:

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Aged in wood barrels. Hence the name, apparently.

Brewery Big Wood Brewery

Location: White Bear Lake, Minnesota, USA


THE VERY BEST... AND SOME OF THE WORST... NAMES FOR BEER


Beer. Nectar of the Gods. Or is that wine? Right now, who cares? Because, well, beer.


The problem is, of course, there are a lot of beers out there - from major brewers with hundreds of years of history right down to pop-up craft beers made by guys in Seattle with cool facial hair. OK, that's not a problem for us - the people who drink this stuff. The more, the merrier. However, it is a problem for the brewers. Because they want you to choose their beer instead of their competitors.


How do they achieve this? With funny names for their beer. After all, which is more memorable after a night of drinking at your local watering hole? Greene King IPA or Skull Splitter? Which are you more likely to try at a beer show? Jim's Finest Pale Ale or Hoptimus Prime? If you've had a bad day at home, would you prefer to drink a beer called John Smith's or should you be sampling My Wife's Bitter?


It's with that in mind, we present what we are certain is the largest list of weird, unusual and just plain funny beer names. OK, some are sexist, a few are just dumb but most of them are truly funny. Now, who will join me for a pint of Sex Panther?!


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