By: Faye Smith

Celebrate them leaving their 20s behind with as many of the below funny 30th birthday messages you require. We say “celebrate”. We mean “ridicule”. Have some fun with the style of 30th birthday wishes you want to present to your best friend, sibling or partner. Pair your fun birthday wish with one of our unique 30th birthday gifts and you’ve got everything you need to make the beginning of their brand new decade one to remember!

Funny 30th birthday wishes

  1. Happy 29 + 1th! But seriously, you’re going to have to come to terms with this eventually.
  2. You’re not really 30, you’re 18 with 12 years of experience.
  3. You’re 30! From now on if you get pregnant, people will assume you do it on purpose.
  4. Here’s to being 30! Where a night of drinking requires more time than minor surgery.
  5. Don’t worry about turning 30. You’ll get used to it. Of course, you’ll be 40 by then.
  6. Welcome to your 30s. Where every weekend is a baby shower and the hangovers last for two days!
  7. You’re 30 but you’ll still feel 20 until you hang out with 20 year olds, then you’ll be like nope, definitely 30.
  8. Congratulations on reaching Level Thirty! You might want to save your progress – it gets waaaay harder from here.
  9. Happy birthday to someone who wasn’t welcomed into the world by tweet or status update.
  10. You know you’re old when the time you go to bed is the time you used to go out.
  11. Don’t worry about turning 30. You will always be the same irresponsible person I know.
  12. Have fun on your birthday, but don’t get too crazy. Remember that you can’t blame your irresponsible behaviour on “being in your 20s” anymore.
  13. May your thirty be extra dirty.
  14. Today you are approximately eleven thousand, one-hundred and seventy-five and a half days old! Now, 30 doesn’t sound so bad, does it?
  15. Turning 30 is as easy as jumping rope… if the rope was covered in hard metal spikes, you were barefoot and the ground was covered in hot lava.
  16. If you weren’t my best friend, I would tell you how dreadful it is to turn thirty. But since you are, I don’t want to spoil the party.

Funny 30th birthday quotes

  1. After 30, a body has a mind of its own – Bette Midler.
  2. Inside every 30 year old is an 18 year old asking what happened? – Ann Landers.
  3. Life before 30 is for making mistakes and life after 30 is to repent for all of them – Unknown.

More funny 30th birthday messages about age

  1. You’re turning 29 again?! You freak of nature.
  2. In dog years, you’d be getting closer to your death.
  3. Happy 30th birthday! If you were a card, you’d be an antique!
  4. 30 is the new 20*      *said no one ever.
  5. After your 30th birthday, you are officially closer to 40 than you are to 20.
  6. Whoa you’re 30. 10,948 days since you fell out of a vagina. If you feel old, think how old the vagina is.
  7. Relax, your 30s are just like your 20s except you look 10 years older and everything is a little less fun.
  8. Don’t think of it as turning 30. Think of it as being old.
  9. At least you’re not turning 31.
  10. The countdown to your mid-life crisis has officially begun.
  11. Nothing changes when you cross thirty except that you have to replace your moisturizer with ani-aging cream.

The 30th birthday celebrant might hate you a little bit for pointing out the obvious with your choice of 30th birthday messages, especially if they don’t have a sense of humour. Make the blow a little less blunt with an unforgettable 30th birthday gift experience or a sentimental keepsake gift.