30th Birthday Messages and Quotes
Celebrate them leaving their 20s behind with as many of the below funny 30th birthday messages you require. We say "celebrate". We mean "ridicule".
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You're not really 30, you're 18 with 12 years of experience.
Turn this quote into a special giftLife before 30 is for making mistakes and life after 30 is to repent for all of them.
Turn this quote into a special giftWelcome to your 30s. Where every weekend is a baby shower and the hangovers last for two days!
Turn this quote into a special giftToday you are approximately eleven thousand, one-hundred and seventy-five and a half days old! Now, 30 doesn't sound so bad, does it?
Turn this quote into a special giftCongratulations on reaching Level Thirty! You might want to save your progress - it gets waaaay harder from here.
Turn this quote into a special giftThe countdown to your mid-life crisis has officially begun.
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Funny 30th birthday wishes
"Happy 29 + 1th! But seriously, you're going to have to come to terms with this eventually."
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"You're 30! From now on if you get pregnant, people will assume you do it on purpose."
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"Here's to being 30! Where a night of drinking requires more time than minor surgery."
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"Don't worry about turning 30. You'll get used to it. Of course, you'll be 40 by then."
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"You're 30 but you'll still feel 20 until you hang out with 20 year olds, then you'll be like nope, definitely 30."
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"Happy birthday to someone who wasn't welcomed into the world by tweet or status update."
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"You know you're old when the time you go to bed is the time you used to go out."
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"Don't worry about turning 30. You will always be the same irresponsible person I know."
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"Have fun on your birthday, but don't get too crazy. Remember that you can't blame your irresponsible behaviour on 'being in your 20s' anymore."
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"May your thirty be extra dirty."
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"Turning 30 is as easy as jumping rope… if the rope was covered in hard metal spikes, you were barefoot and the ground was covered in hot lava."
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"If you weren't my best friend, I would tell you how dreadful it is to turn thirty. But since you are, I don't want to spoil the party."
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More funny 30th birthday messages about age
"After 30, a body has a mind of its own."
Bette Midler
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"Inside every 30 year old is an 18 year old asking what happened?"
Ann Landers
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"In dog years, you'd be getting closer to your death."
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"Happy 30th birthday! If you were a card, you'd be an antique!"
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"30 is the new 20* *said no one ever."
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"After your 30th birthday, you are officially closer to 40 than you are to 20."
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"Whoa you're 30. 10,948 days since you fell out of a vagina. If you feel old, think how old the vagina is."
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"Relax, your 30s are just like your 20s except you look 10 years older and everything is a little less fun."
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"Don't think of it as turning 30. Think of it as being old."
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"At least you're not turning 31."
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"Nothing changes when you cross thirty except that you have to replace your moisturizer with anti-aging cream."
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"The first 30 years of childhood are always the hardest."
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The 30th birthday celebrant might hate you a little bit for pointing out the obvious with your choice of 30th birthday messages, especially if they don't have a sense of humour.
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By Faye Smith