Mother's Day: the one day a year when you can shower your mum with love and a side of laughter without her rolling her eyes.

Whether she's the queen of your heart or the ultimate kitchen dictator, every mum deserves a moment of recognition - and a chuckle! From heart-warming sentiments to those hilarious instances that almost make you question your sanity, there's a quote for every kind of mum.

So, put down that wilted bouquet and dig into this collection of 80 quotes that'll have you laughing, crying, and maybe even revealing a bit too much family dirt on your favourite matriarch! Mother's Day is that special day of the year when every mum gets the recognition she deserves, whether she's a supermum juggling tasks left, right, and centre or a wise matriarch whose wisdom rivals Yoda's. Whether you're crafting a heartfelt message or just trying to make mum crack a smile, there's a quote for every kind of mum out there.

What are some good ways to use Mother's Day quotes?

Celebrating your mum doesn't have to stop at just a greeting card from the local store. Here are some creative ways to showcase these epic quotes:

  • Scrapbook Bliss: Incorporate loving quotes into handmade scrapbooks. It's like Pinterest, but tangible! Capture family memories and enhance each page with a quote that says it all.
  • Card Crafting: Add quotes to greeting cards, giving your heartfelt message an emotional boost.
  • Photobook: Create a photo book laced with favourite quotes to honour your unique relationship with your mum.
  • Kid's Craft Corner: Let the kids create cards armed with quotes, teaching them the art of heartfelt expression.

Funny Mother's Day Quotes

What's Mother's Day without a dash of laughter? Let's tip our hats to the humorous reality of motherhood:

  • Happy Mother's Day! I turned out awesome, so you did something right.
  • Mum, thanks for always making me feel like your favourite… even if it's not true.
  • Mum, you did a great job with me - shame about the others!
  • If love is the secret ingredient, no wonder your food tastes so good.
  • Sorry for all the tantrums - I hope this card makes up for it.
  • Thanks for all the life lessons, like "close the fridge" and "don't touch that!"
  • Let's be honest: I owe you everything. Especially for not selling me on eBay.
  • Thanks for all the times you said "money doesn't grow on trees."
  • Happy Mother's Day to the best grandma! Thanks for spoiling us and sending us home.
  • Grandma, you're like a mum, but with extra sprinkles.
  • Happy Mother's Day! You're the best… now, can I borrow some money?
  • Mum, your Wi-Fi password is safe with me. Happy Mother's Day!
  • Mum, being a mum isn't your job - it's your full-time unpaid career.
  • They say mums are like glue - holding everything together. You've done a sticky-good job!
  • You were right about everything. There, I said it! Happy Mother's Day!
  • Thanks for teaching me how to clean… sort of.
  • If anyone asks, I was the easiest child to raise. Right, Mum?
  • Mum, you're my favourite ATM. Happy Mother's Day!
  • If love could be measured in shopping trips, you'd win, Mum.
  • Motherhood is a lot like running a company, except no one listens to you.
  • I thought about getting you jewellery, but I figured you'd prefer this card.
  • Mum, you're the glue that holds us together - and keeps us from killing each other.
  • Thanks for raising the person I love most… and putting up with them first.
  • Thanks for feeding me all these years. Sorry for never liking your casseroles.
  • Sorry for all the grey hairs, but at least now you can rock silver!
  • Happy Mother's Day! You raised a smart shopper (thanks for teaching me).
  • Mum, you deserve an award for surviving my childhood.
  • Happy Mother's Day to my second mum - you're a keeper!
  • Thanks for raising me and not losing your mind (well, most of it).
  • Raising kids is like folding fitted sheets - no one really knows how you do it.
  • Mum, thanks for putting up with me for all these years - especially the teenage ones!
  • Thanks for being the CEO of our family, Mum.
  • Sorry for making your life so exciting when I was a teenager.
  • You're like a fine wine, Mum - better with age (and necessary to survive us kids).
  • Grandma, you're proof that mums get cooler with age.
  • Remember when I used to scream in public? Thanks for not disowning me.
  • Happy Mother's Day! You're my favourite grandma (don't tell the others).
  • Happy Mother's Day! Just a reminder: I'm the good one.
  • You're my mum, my therapist, and my best friend. Lucky you!
  • Mum, I'm sorry I'm the reason you needed wine. Love, your favourite. 

Loving Mother's Day Quotes

Here, we dive into the mushy stuff, where we appreciate mothers as the irreplaceable pillars they are. Consider these heartfelt gems:

  • Mum, you're the queen of our family, and I'll always be your little boy.
  • I hope I make you as proud as you make me.
  • Happy Mother's Day to a woman who's been like a second mum to me.
  • You may not be my biological mum, but you've loved me like your own.
  • No one can ever take your place in my heart. I love you, Mum.
  • Your strength and resilience amaze me, Mum.
  • You're my first friend, my best friend, and my forever friend.
  • I'm proud to be your child.
  • Mum, you're the definition of unconditional love.
  • I'm so lucky to be your child
  • You are the heart and soul of our family, Mum. Thank you for being you.
  • You've taught me that love and kindness can change the world.
  • Your love is my comfort zone.
  • Wishing you a day filled with love, laughter, and relaxation - you deserve it all.
  • You're the reason I am who I am today.
  • Thank you for always believing in me, even when I didn't believe in myself.
  • You deserve an award for being the most patient mum ever.
  • Mum, you're my favourite shopping buddy and life coach.
  • You're my everything, Mum.
  • Thank you for being the woman who loves and supports me unconditionally.
  • I'm endlessly grateful for the life you've given me.
  • Your love has made all the difference in my life.
  • I'm so grateful for all the sacrifices you've made for me. Thank you, Mum.
  • I'm so lucky to have you as my second mum.
  • You're a mother in every way that matters.
  • You're not just a mum, you're my best friend
  • Thank you for stepping into my life and being the mum I needed.
  • You're living proof that mothers are superheroes in disguise.
  • I hope to be half the woman you are one day.
  • Your heart is the most beautiful thing about you.
  • Thank you for always putting us first, Mum.
  • I may not say it often, but I appreciate everything you do for me.
  • Thank you for everything, Mum. I love you more than words can say.
  • You are the masterpiece of my childhood memories.
  • You've brought so much love and joy into my life. Thank you.
  • Mum, you're the heart of our family and the soul of our home.
  • Happy Mother's Day to the woman who gave me life and so much more.
  • A mother's love is timeless - and yours is endless.
  • You're the glue that holds this family together, Mum.
  • Mum, you make our world brighter just by being in it.

Celebrating Mother's Day with these quotes, whether they're hilariously cheeky or soul-stirringly deep, is a beautiful way to show mum how much she means. So go ahead, use your quotes wisely, and make this Mother's Day a memorable one!