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the great garden gnome massacre

The Great Garden Gnome Massacre

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We all know someone with a gnome-infestation in their garden, they need a Garden Gnome Massacre before it gets too far out of control! 

‘The Great Garden Gnome Massacre’, as it’s been labelled, accurately describes a terrifying beast of a Garden Ornament, known most commonly amongst reptile-experts as ‘G-Rex’. 

A great gag gift for someone obsessed with gnomes and garden ornaments alike! 

**Warning: If you have gnomes you're actually fond of, consider keeping them on the opposite side of the garden!**

About this product

  • A hilarious gift for anyone with a penchant for garden ornaments!
  • Made from hard-wearing polyresin, so your statue will be right at home in the garden on a year-round hunt for prey
  • Measures approximately: W 21cm x H 26.5cm x D 18cm

Product code: big063

What do you get

  • 1 x The Great Garden Gnome Massacre Ornament

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Product reviews

18 5 Star Reviews
1 4 Star Reviews
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19 All Reviews

Thought it was ceramic not plastic, but still looks great!

Olga | 29/09/20 | Collected by Trustpilot

...... Jjk

Shereen Nimmo | 29/03/20 | Collected by Trustpilot

Love this as a gift for Valentine’s Day Hubbie loves gnomes - grandson loves dinosaurs so 2 in 1 gift!

Vince | 26/02/20 | Collected by Trustpilot

Fantastic gnome eating ornament! Loved by my 73 year old Dad. Highly recommend.

Lorna | 19/06/19 | Collected by Trustpilot

Brought this as a joke gift but ended up being the best present ever

rebecca nichols | 01/01/19 | Collected by Trustpilot

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