The Great Garden Gnome Massacre

The Great Garden Gnome Massacre

The garden gnome population had only just started recovering from such appalling plights as the Great Gnome Plague of ’99, and the subsequent Great Gnome Depression of the early 2000s. Now as gnome-kind everywhere find themselves on the brink of stabilisation, we bring news of the most heinous calamity to befall all those under a foot tall in the Earth’s history.

‘The Great Garden Gnome Massacre’, as it’s been labelled, accurately describes a terrifying beast of a Garden Ornament, known most commonly amongst reptile-experts as ‘G-Rex’. Troops have been deployed but so far no one has been able to detain the beast.

If you find him in your garden, authorities are advising not to approach. Rather, maintain a safe distance, observe from the kitchen window, and try to hold back hysterical laughter as all out carnage ensues!

About This Product

• If you've got a gnome-infestation, you need a Garden Gnome Massacre!
• A hilarious gift for anyone with a penchant for garden ornaments!
• Made from hard-wearing polyresin, so your statue will be right at home in the garden on a year-round hunt for prey
• Measures approximately: W 21cm x H 26.5cm x D 18cm
• Warning: If you have gnomes you're actually fond of, consider keeping them on the opposite side of the garden!

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• 1 x The Great Garden Gnome Massacre Ornament

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