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the great garden gnome massacre

The Great Garden Gnome Massacre

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The Great Garden Gnome Massacre

The garden gnome population had only just started recovering from such appalling plights as the Great Gnome Plague of ’99, and the subsequent Great Gnome Depression of the early 2000s. Now as gnome-kind everywhere find themselves on the brink of stabilisation, we bring news of the most heinous calamity to befall all those under a foot tall in the Earth’s history.

‘The Great Garden Gnome Massacre’, as it’s been labelled, accurately describes a terrifying beast of a Garden Ornament, known most commonly amongst reptile-experts as ‘G-Rex’. Troops have been deployed but so far no one has been able to detain the beast.

If you find him in your garden, authorities are advising not to approach. Rather, maintain a safe distance, observe from the kitchen window, and try to hold back hysterical laughter as all out carnage ensues!

About This Product

  • If you've got a gnome-infestation, you need a Garden Gnome Massacre!
  • A hilarious gift for anyone with a penchant for garden ornaments!
  • Made from hard-wearing polyresin, so your statue will be right at home in the garden on a year-round hunt for prey
  • Measures approximately: W 21cm x H 26.5cm x D 18cm
  • Warning: If you have gnomes you're actually fond of, consider keeping them on the opposite side of the garden!

What's in the box?

  • 1 x The Great Garden Gnome Massacre Ornament

Irresistible Reasons To Buy

  • A generous 30 day money back guarantee.
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  • Ideas for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
  • Award winning UK based customer service, with online chat support, telephone and email all available.
  • Next day delivery to ensure you get your gifts fast.
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Bought this for my garden and it's a great addition to the collection. Will definitely be returning to the site soon for more stuff like this. Amazing price outstanding company.

This is fabulous! Was easy to use website and this item is exactly as described. Fun novelty gift for a friend who will love it x

This gift made my father-in-law and those who saw it laugh. Good website, easy to use, number of options, reasonably priced. Got us out of a hole as we left it a bit late to order.

Fabulous, so funny and such a different and unusual present. Well packed, so no damage. Looks great in the garden. Arrived very promptly, ready for my Fathers birthday.

Enjoyed the gift it was a perfect Mothers Day gift for a surprised gnome collector. Would recommend this to anyone, loved it.

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