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The Great Garden Gnome Massacre

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We all know someone with a gnome-infestation in their garden, they need a Garden Gnome Massacre before it gets too far out of control! 

‘The Great Garden Gnome Massacre’, as it’s been labelled, accurately describes a terrifying beast of a Garden Ornament, known most commonly amongst reptile-experts as ‘G-Rex’. 

A great gag gift for someone obsessed with gnomes and garden ornaments alike! 

**Warning: If you have gnomes you're actually fond of, consider keeping them on the opposite side of the garden!**

About this product

  • A hilarious gift for anyone with a penchant for garden ornaments!
  • Made from hard-wearing polyresin, so your statue will be right at home in the garden on a year-round hunt for prey
  • Measures approximately: W 21cm x H 26.5cm x D 18cm

Product code: big063

What do you get

  • 1 x The Great Garden Gnome Massacre Ornament

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27 All Reviews

Brilliant gift for fathers day and brilliant quality

Selena Magee | 04/07/21 | Collected by Trustpilot

I bought this after being dared to and loved it when it arrived. Bought one for my sister as a gift. Well packaged and well made. Definitely good value for anyone with a sense of humour. You cannot help but smile when you look at it.

Mrs Buchan | 30/06/21 | Collected by Trustpilot

Absolutely fantastic I love it and my kids love it too!

Abby S | 28/03/21 | Collected by Trustpilot

Love it hubby will love it then more

Sarah Sheward | 23/12/20 | Collected by Trustpilot

Excellent quality will make a great gift

Gareth | 11/12/20 | Collected by Trustpilot

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