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Swearing Parrot Keyring

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Swearing Parrot Keyring

Let's face it, we all know someone whose language could make even the saltiest of sailors blush. Give them a gift that's just as brash and crude as they are with our cursing parrot keychain! Push Polly's wing and she will exclaim one of a variety of rude and offensive remarks. Great fun can be had by getting the timing just right, though you can't always predict exactly what profanity she's going to come out with!

Polly the Swearing Parrot is a brilliantly sweary key ring. A fantastic prank gift, give her to a friend and enjoy the expressions on their face as they realised that she's not just politely asking for a cracker. The more her potty mouth spouts rude words, the more amusing it will be for you. A great way to subtly comment on the language of someone who's always shooting their mouth off, this rude parrot keyring will give them a run for their money when it comes to causing offense.

Although she may be cute and brightly coloured, this swearing parrot toy is definitely not child friendly so you might want to be careful who's around when you give this gift and before you start pressing her wing with abandon. A wonderfully adult stocking filler, Polly the Swearing Parrot Keyring is a cracker of a gift.

ABOUT THE PRODUCT

  • Plush parrot who, ahem, parrots a range of offensive phrases.
  • Pop one on your keys and never lose them again.
  • An ideal gift for anyone who can't control their potty mouth!
  • Adult product that isn't suitable for use by children.
  • This product isn't intended for use as a toy. Sound chip uses coarse language that may be offensive.

EXAMPLE OF PHRASES POLLY THE SWEARING PARROT KEYRING SAYS:

  • "Polly Wants a f**k*ng Cracker, Give Polly a f--king cracker!"
  • "Who's the pretty polly? Not you, ya lard ass!"
  • "Hey Baby, show us yer t*ts"
  • "Hey you, go f*ck yourself!"

WHAT DO YOU GET?

  • 1 x Swearing Parrot Keyring

IRRESISTIBLE REASONS TO BUY

  • A generous 30 day money back guarantee.
  • Collect loyalty points and use them for discounts on future purchases.
  • Ideas for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
  • Award winning UK based customer service, with online chat support, telephone and email all available.
  • Next day delivery to ensure you get your gifts fast.
Product code: fun090

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This foul-mouthed fowl caused a lot of laughs. It arrived on time and is just as described. No problems at all with the transaction

Brilliant was a great present for my grandad lots of funny phrases spot on would definitely recommend for anyone who's up for a laugh

love this and will provide lots of fun, excellent novelty giftexactly what we wanted to go in a gift pack for a 50 year oldarrived on time and excellent servicewould use this company again

If you are after a silly, novelty, swearing parrot key ring, you will struggle to better this one! Of all the swearing exotic bird key rings I’ve bought, this swearing novelty parrot key ring has few peers! It’s big!, you will know you have it in your pocket!, especially if you accidentally activate it in your trousers at Morrison’s and your groin area shouts obcenities at the checkout girl, of course, you might get lucky and she might take you up on your lewd suggestions, I wasn’t, and now I’m writing this from my cell in the local police station!

great product.

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