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Swearing Parrot Keyring
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Swearing Parrot Keyring

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Swearing Parrot Keyring

Let's face it, we all know someone whose language could make even the saltiest of sailors blush. Give them a gift that's just as brash and crude as they are with our cursing parrot keychain! Push Polly's wing and she will exclaim one of a variety of rude and offensive remarks. Great fun can be had by getting the timing just right, though you can't always predict exactly what profanity she's going to come out with!

Polly the Swearing Parrot is a brilliantly sweary key ring. A fantastic prank gift, give her to a friend and enjoy the expressions on their face as they realised that she's not just politely asking for a cracker. The more her potty mouth spouts rude words, the more amusing it will be for you. A great way to subtly comment on the language of someone who's always shooting their mouth off, this rude parrot keyring will give them a run for their money when it comes to causing offense.

Although she may be cute and brightly coloured, this swearing parrot toy is definitely not child friendly so you might want to be careful who's around when you give this gift and before you start pressing her wing with abandon. A wonderfully adult stocking filler, Polly the Swearing Parrot Keyring is a cracker of a gift.

ABOUT THE PRODUCT

  • Plush parrot who, ahem, parrots a range of offensive phrases.
  • Pop one on your keys and never lose them again.
  • An ideal gift for anyone who can't control their potty mouth!
  • Adult product that isn't suitable for use by children.
  • This product isn't intended for use as a toy. Sound chip uses coarse language that may be offensive.

EXAMPLE OF PHRASES POLLY THE SWEARING PARROT KEYRING SAYS:

  • "Polly Wants a f**k*ng Cracker, Give Polly a f--king cracker!"
  • "Who's the pretty polly? Not you, ya lard ass!"
  • "Hey Baby, show us yer t*ts"
  • "Hey you, go f*ck yourself!"

WHAT DO YOU GET?

  • 1 x Swearing Parrot Keyring

IRRESISTIBLE REASONS TO BUY

  • A generous 30 day money back guarantee.
  • Collect loyalty points and use them for discounts on future purchases.
  • Ideas for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
  • Award winning UK based customer service, with online chat support, telephone and email all available.
  • Next day delivery to ensure you get your gifts fast.
Product code: fun090

Product Reviews

195 5 Star Reviews
77 4 Star Reviews
16 3 Star Reviews
1 2 Star Reviews
9 1 Star Reviews
298 All Reviews

funny not really hold the key but its ok

Evelin | 18/01/21 | Collected by Trustpilot

Bought as a secret santa gift. Amusing,but alittle disappointed the parrot had an American accent making it abit difficult to clearly hear it.

Alison Fletcher | 18/01/21 | Collected by Trustpilot

Brilliant

Harry Ali | 04/01/21 | Collected by Trustpilot

Great gift for a special friend who needed a smile at this time of year. She loved it

Penelope Davis | 02/01/21 | Collected by Trustpilot

Perfect gift, the recipient was really pleased with it. Very rude but great fun!

Palmer | 01/01/21 | Collected by Trustpilot

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