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Slow Down - I Need Caffeine Mug

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Make Them Wait 'Til You're Full Of Beans

You're useless without your morning coffee, but you need to find a way to let your colleagues know without having to explain it to them by throwing a chair at their heads. This mug is simple, stark and does the talking for you.

'Slow down,' screams the slogan on the bright red mug, 'I need caffeine'. When people see this mug in your hand, there's a good chance they may obey the road-sign style imagery and not approach you with anything complicated or stressful until they see you place the mug down with that contented after-coffee sigh. You know the one - 'Ahhhhhhhh. That's better'. At that point they can feel free to scurry in with such trivialities as 'We're under attack, Mr President', 'The building is on fire and we need you to evacuate' or 'Susan called half an hour ago to tell you she's in labour and doesn't think she's going to make it to the hospital in time'.

This also makes a great joke gift for that friend or colleague that is useless before their first cup (or three) of the day.

About this product

  • Nothing makes sense till after coffee
  • Buy a bunch and hand them out at your 'caffeine addicts anonymous' class
  • A mug that tells colleagues where to go without directly saying it
  • Ceramic mug with printed design
  • Not suitable for microwave or dishwasher
  • Great Secret Santa gift

Product code: fms036

What do you get

  • 1 x Slow Down - I Need Caffeine Mug

Reasons to buy

  • 28 day money back guarantee
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  • Unique gifts for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
  • Award winning UK based customer service, with online chat support, telephone and email all available.
  • Next day delivery to ensure you get your gifts fast.


  • UK Standard (2-5 working days) is available for this item
  • UK Next Working Day (Order before 6:30pm Mon - Fri) is available for this item
  • Europe and Worldwide delivery is not available for this product.

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