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Please Stop Touching Me... and Other Haikus by Cats

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What happens when cats find their poetic voice? They complain, they sulk, and occasionally, they share a shred of affection. Please Stop Touching Me … and Other Haikus by Cats is the witty companion to What I Lick Before Your Face, giving our feline overlords the chance to say what they’ve always been thinking.

Packed with over 50 snarky haikus and paired with glorious cat photography, this book is a purrfect mix of humour and honesty. From disdain for humans to grudges against furniture rearrangements, each poem is sharp, sassy, and instantly relatable to anyone owned by a cat.

Ideal for cat lovers, cat haters, or anyone who enjoys their humour with a side of claws.

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About this product

  • Hilarious haiku poems written from a cat’s perspective
  • Over 50 witty verses paired with beautiful feline photos
  • Captures cats’ true thoughts – aloof, judgemental, yet oddly profound
  • Perfect quirky gift for cat lovers, haters, and poetry fans
  • Humorous companion to What I Lick Before Your Face

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