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Please Don't Die: A Guide For Neglectful Houseplant Owners

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Are your plants more “succulent casualties” than thriving greenery? Please Don’t Die: A Guide For Neglectful Houseplant Owners is here to rescue your leafy companions – and your dignity!

Packed with hilarious jokes, practical tips, and gorgeous illustrations, this 128-page hardback turns any botanical butcher into a houseplant hero. From reviving droopy monstera leaves to keeping succulents from the brink, this book is both entertaining and surprisingly educational.

Whether it’s a gift for your notoriously forgetful friend or a treat for yourself, Please Don’t Die offers laughs, guidance, and a chance to finally prove you can keep something alive – besides your sense of humour. Perfect for plant lovers with a sense of irony, this guide blends wit, charm, and practical advice in one must-have book.

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About this product

  • Hilarious guide for neglectful or forgetful houseplant owners
  • 128 pages filled with tips, tricks, jokes, and illustrated advice
  • Hardback cover with high-quality illustrations
  • Helps revive and maintain succulents, monstera, and other houseplants
  • Ideal novelty gift for friends, family, or self-indulgent plant parents
  • Combines humour with practical botanical guidance
  • Perfect for anyone who struggles to keep greenery alive

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