People Intolerant Wooden Desk Sign

Nothing says “please don’t talk to me” quite like this brilliantly blunt People Intolerant desk sign.

A hilarious piece of passive-aggressive décor, it’s perfect for the introvert, the office misanthrope or anyone whose tolerance for small talk is lower than their caffeine supply. Crafted from durable wood, this freestanding sign makes a fabulous gift for colleagues, mates or anyone who prefers solitude over socialising.

The laughs are guaranteed—just don’t expect them to thank you out loud.