Parental Guidance Book - How NOT to Raise Your Kids

This brilliantly bonkers parenting book is packed with hilariously unhelpful advice, exasperated wisdom and brutally honest truths from the frontlines of family life.

From the brain behind the cult Jeffrey and Janice cards, this sweary little gem is ideal for anyone who’s ever attempted to negotiate with a toddler or forgotten what uninterrupted sleep feels like. It’s the perfect pick for baby showers, new parent survival kits or anyone in desperate need of a laugh (and possibly a lie-down).

Equal parts ridiculous and relatable, it’s guaranteed to raise eyebrows and lower expectations in all the right ways.