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Personalised Old Fart Pills

Personalised Old Fart Pills

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Personalised Old Fart Pills

These funny Old Fart Pills are just what the gift doctor ordered for folks that suffer from regular bouts of grumpiness. What’s more they can be personalised for the ol’ grouchy pants too! This 300g clear pot of pills are just harmless mints, and the label can be printed with a date, the gift-patients name and the name of the doctor (aka you!).

The directions of use are clearly stated on the pot: ONE TABLET TO BE TAKEN WHEN FEELING GRUMPY, GROUCHY, ACHEY, FORGETFUL, IRRITABLE OR ANNOYED!

There are plenty of minty pills to devour, however please be warned, this comical remedy won’t actually cure their crankiness (sorry), but they will help freshen their old farty breath and maybe, just maybe put a smile on their face!

About The Product

  • Freshen up grumpy breaths
  • Novelty pill pot of mints
  • Personalise the label with a Date, Recipients Name and a Dr's Name
  • Format for recipient name: Surname, First Name e.g. Granger, Stuart
  • Fornat for Dr Name: P. Granger
  • Filled with 300g of lovely mints
  • Pot is plastic
  • Allergen warning: Packed in a warehouse that also handles nuts
  • Keep away from children (mints could cause a choking hazard)
  • Measures approx. 12 x 7 x 7 cm

Food items are non-returnable. This does not affect your statutory rights

Delivery Info You Need To Know

  • Order cut off for this item is 11 am.
  • Standard delivery this takes 1 working day to make plus 2-5 working days for delivery.
  • Next Day delivery is available, order before 11am and the item will arrive the following working day.
  • Unfortunately Before 9am and Saturday Delivery are not available for this item

What do you get?

  • 1 x 300g Pot of Old Fart Pills (Mints)

Irresistible Reasons To Buy

  • Collect loyalty points and use them for discounts on future purchases.
  • Unique gifts for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
  • Award winning UK based customer service, with online chat support, telephone and email all available.
Product code: ccp132

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For a work colleague who is an old fart... Really fun gift which was really well received. arrived on time and well packaged. exactly as described

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