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Naughty Fluid Game

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We Are Nob Amused

We don't mean to sound cocky, but adult novelty gifts are totally our forte, and it's been a schlong time since we've come across something as crude, rude and delightfully nutty as the Jizz game!

This naughty game is the perfect way to pump up your party with some cock n roll! The rules are simple; roll the left bollock to reveal the number of times you must pump the prick, and roll the right bollock to reveal which direction you must point it in- your mouth, your face, the person next to you... you get the jizzt. You never know which pump will get our pink peen to splurge the fapple-juice, so pass it around and hope you beat the wiener!

But please don't get the wrong end of the dick; to avoid getting an eyeful of alcohol, we recommend playing this drinking game with water (but if you want to fill it with Pinot or Pina Colada it's not like we can stop you...)

This hilarious spunky junky game is great fun at any adult party, from hen nights to birthday celebrations, we're sure you'll have a ball!

About this product

  • Beating off the stiff competition
  • Looking to spice up your party? We've got a boner to pick with you!
  • Apologies for all the rude puns. I don't know what came over me.
  • Satisfying pump action
  • Fill the bollocky base with liquid
  • Roll the left ball to reveal how many times the player must pump (3, 4, 5, or 6) Roll the right ball to reveal which direction you should point the shaft (face, chest, mouth, person to the left, person to the right)
  • Please note the penis does not squirt every time you pump it- it's got stamina
  • After use, always empty the liquid from the container, pump Jizz to make sure no liquid remains, and wipe clean.
  • For adults only!
  • Definitely not a game for kids, prudes or the faint of heart!
  • Measures approx. 8 inches tall. Impressive!

Product code: fun317

What do you get

  • 1 x Jizz Game

Reasons to buy

  • 28 day money back guarantee
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  • Unique gifts for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
  • Award winning UK based customer service, with online chat support, telephone and email all available.
  • Next day delivery to ensure you get your gifts fast.


  • UK Standard (2-5 working days) is available for this item
  • UK Next Working Day (Order before 6:30pm Mon - Fri) is available for this item
  • Europe and Worldwide delivery is not available for this product.

Product reviews

13 5 Star Reviews
2 4 Star Reviews
3 3 Star Reviews
0 2 Star Reviews
2 1 Star Reviews
20 All Reviews

Didn’t receive it and emails were ignored.

Melissa | 01/01/21 | Collected by Trustpilot

good secret santa present

Customer | 31/12/20 | Collected by Trustpilot

Great game for party and lots of fun.

Graham Lock | 27/12/20 | Collected by Trustpilot

Brought as a secret Santa. Super fast delivery and brilliant game.

Kirsty | 25/12/20 | Collected by Trustpilot

If you want it to arrive on time don’t use them

Vic | 24/12/20 | Collected by Trustpilot

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