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Haynes Explains Babies

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Haynes Explains Babies

Swap Your Oil Changes For Nappy Changes, & Your Tyres For Being Tired!

"What does that strange noise mean?"

"Where is this leak coming from?"

"Are these emissions normal?"

"What have I done to my life?"

All these and many other tricky conundrums are common challenges for anyone attempting first-time baby maintenance. Thankfully, Haynes have put together this indispensable manual, guaranteed to make you as expert at parenting as all those elderly strangers who give you unsolicited parenting advice!

Based on their iconic line of "strip down and rebuild" series of manuals, the Haynes baby manual is the tongue-in-cheek parenting book that will keep you smiling from pregnancy pains through to late night screaming sessions. Your manual will be personalised with the baby's name, in case you forget it in your sleep-deprived state, and a short message on the opening page.

This makes a hilarious gift for first-time parents, or a wonderfully unique baby shower present.

About The Product

  • Don't let parenting drive you crazy!
  • Fun, quirky, personalised and unique!
  • We love unusual names, so this product can be personalised with any name of your choice!
  • The first page will be personalised with any message of your choice, 2 lines, 40 characters per line
  • Your text will appear exactly as you enter it here, so we recommend double-checking for spelling errors and typos!
  • Book is hardback and measures approx. 20.2 x 15.1 x 0.8 cm

Delivery Info You Need To Know

  • Standard UK Delivery - After the production time it will take 1-3 working days to arrive with you
  • Unfortunately Next Working Day, Before 9am and Saturday delivery services are not available for this item

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Orders placed before 11am on working days (Mon-Fri) will be dispatched to our supplier the same day, orders placed after this time (or at weekends/bank holidays) will be dispatched for production the next working day

What Do You Get?

  • 1 x Personalised Haynes Explains Babies Manual

Irresistible Reasons To Buy

  • Collect loyalty points and use them for discounts on future purchases.
  • Unique gifts for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
  • Award winning UK based customer service, with online chat support, telephone and email all available.
Product code: sig694

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Pam | 24/07/20 | Collected by Trustpilot

thought it was a joke book but its not at all

millicent123 | 08/01/19 | Collected by Trustpilot

Bought as a gift for my son and my daughter in law on the birth of my grandson brilliant idea very funny and amusing throughout.would definitely recommend very unusual gift

Maria Driscoll | 28/07/18 | Collected by Find Me A Gift

This book is very funny and entertaining and a great gift for first time parents. Adding the child's name gives a lovely, personal touch.

K Campbell | 07/07/18 | Collected by Find Me A Gift

I purchased the book for friends in Canada, it has been an amazing hit, they had seen nothing like it and the new Dad is an Engineer and just loved the idea and terminology.

Margaret Barker | 21/11/17 | Collected by Find Me A Gift