Meet the brilliantly bonkers Grow Your Own Hairy Tit – the gift guaranteed to earn a smirk, a double-take and maybe even an office-wide giggle. Despite the eyebrow-raising name, this little character is, in fact, a chirpy blue bird ready to sprout a glorious mane of fresh green grass. No fuss, no noise and absolutely no need for birdseed.
All it takes is a soak, a splash of water and a few days of patience before your Tit bursts into life with a comedy quiff worthy of a 90s boyband. It’s the perfect pick for anyone who loves plants but can’t keep them alive, anyone who loves puns but can’t resist a giggle, and anyone who needs a desk buddy that won’t judge their procrastination.
Ideal for Secret Santa, office pranks, novelty gift hunters or anyone who enjoys giving a present that’s delightfully silly yet oddly wholesome. It’s compact, quirky, and guaranteed to become the most talked-about thing in the room.
Item code: dgp420
Standard Delivery Estimated arrival 2-5 working days from £3.99 |
Next Working Day Next working day (Order before 3:45pm Monday to Friday) Orders after this time will be dispatched the next working day £4.99 |
