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Fuck You're Old Chocolate Card

Personalised Fuck You're Old Chocolate Card

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Show someone just how much you love them by being brutally honest with this funny chocolate Fuck You're Old card because - well, fuck - they're getting on a bit. Even if your loved one isn't actually that old, just a little older than you, it's hilarious to watch their face light up at the prospect of a delicious Belgian chocolate card only to catch on to the joke, plain for all to see. It's a good job they can eat it pretty quickly and get rid of the evidence! 

Personalise it with their name so there is absolutely no doubt who you're dedicating this piece of chocolate to. Hopefully they'll see the funny side...

At least it doesn't say their actual age - that can still be a secret. Just don't shout it from the rooftops - as a loving, loyal friend. 


About this product

  • A funny chocolate birthday card. 
  • 2-in-1 - you don't have to buy a card, just buy this! 
  • Made from rich Belgian chocolate. 
  • Standard text: "Fuck! You're Old".
  • Personalise with a name, using up to 12 characters. 
  • Ingredients include Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Whey Powder (Milk), Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Natural Vanilla Flavour, Min. Cocoa Solids 34%, Min. Milk Solids 22%.
  • Measures 110 x 110 x 7 mm.
  • Weighs 100g. 

Product code: cam001

What do you get

  • 1 x Personalised Fuck You're Old Chocolate Card. 

Reasons to buy

  • 28 day money back guarantee
  • Low - price guarantee
  • Loyalty points discount off future orders
  • Huge range of unique gifts
  • Excellent customer service
  • Next day delivery available


  • Production time - It takes up to 2 working days to create this personalised item for you
  • UK Standard - Dispatched same working day (after production time it will take 1-4 working days) (Order before 6:30pm Mon - Fri) is available for this item
  • UK Standard (after production time it will take 2-5 working days) is available for this item
  • UK Next Working Day (Order before 12 noon Mon - Fri) is available for this item
  • Unfortunately, the following are not available for this item: Europe and Worldwide deliveries.
  • PLEASE NOTE: As this product is personalised it cannot be returned or refunded

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