Not for the faint hearted, and definitely not to be worn at the annual fundraising BBQ for the local nursing home, we present to you in all its majesty, the Extra-Long Penis Apron!
That’s right novelty lovers, you can once again shock the relatives with your hilarious tom-foolery. Wrap this silly willy in a bun and you’ve got the quickest ‘hot dog’ ever made by human hands.
With a schlong that long you’ll need to be wary of open flames, rogue charcoal, and possibly the dog. You’ll feel like a proper ‘sex machine’, but look like a complete tool. Ah well, no different from usual then!
Product code: oob317
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Fun, laugh, great gift
Kasia | 14/07/21 | Collected by Trustpilot
It was a present, and he seemed happy enough with it ??
Michael Smith | 19/05/21 | Collected by Trustpilot
Brought this as a present for my partner for a joke, and he loved it. Well worth the money.
Mrs Draycott | 10/01/21 | Collected by Trustpilot
Sonia Gifford | 19/12/20 | Collected by Trustpilot
Good quality product, good sense of humour required though
Llew | 16/12/20 | Collected by Trustpilot