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Extra-Long Willy Apron

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Overview

Not for the faint hearted, and definitely not to be worn at the annual fundraising BBQ for the local nursing home, we present to you in all its majesty, the Extra-Long Penis Apron!

That’s right novelty lovers, you can once again shock the relatives with your hilarious tom-foolery. Wrap this silly willy in a bun and you’ve got the quickest ‘hot dog’ ever made by human hands.

With a schlong that long you’ll need to be wary of open flames, rogue charcoal, and possibly the dog. You’ll feel like a proper ‘sex machine’, but look like a complete tool. Ah well, no different from usual then!

About this product

  • A whopper of a novelty gift for any Tom, Dick, or Harry!
  • Plush penis length: approx. 20.5 in
  • Approx. product size: 66 x 54 cm
  • Adult novelty item
  • Fun for all those highly respectable and extremely mature gents aged over 18!

Product code: oob317

What do you get

  • 1 x Penis Apron

Reasons to buy

  • 28 day money back guarantee
  • Collect loyalty points and use them for discounts on future purchases.
  • Ideas for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
  • Award winning UK based customer service, with online chat support, telephone and email all available.
  • Next day delivery to ensure you get your gifts fast.

Delivery

  • UK Standard (2-5 working days) is available for this item
  • UK Next Working Day (Order before 6:30pm Mon - Fri) is available for this item
  • Europe and Worldwide delivery is not available for this product.

Product reviews

31 5 Star Reviews
5 4 Star Reviews
1 3 Star Reviews
1 2 Star Reviews
0 1 Star Reviews
38 All Reviews

Fun, laugh, great gift

Kasia | 14/07/21 | Collected by Trustpilot

It was a present, and he seemed happy enough with it ??

Michael Smith | 19/05/21 | Collected by Trustpilot

Brought this as a present for my partner for a joke, and he loved it. Well worth the money.

Mrs Draycott | 10/01/21 | Collected by Trustpilot

Excellent quality

Sonia Gifford | 19/12/20 | Collected by Trustpilot

Good quality product, good sense of humour required though

Llew | 16/12/20 | Collected by Trustpilot

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