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Extra-Long Penis Apron

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Extra-Long Penis Apron

Not for the faint hearted, and definitely not to be worn at the annual fundraising BBQ for the local nursing home, we present to you in all its majesty, the Extra-Long Penis Apron!

That’s right novelty lovers, you can once again shock the relatives with your hilarious tom-foolery. Wrap this silly willy in a bun and you’ve got the quickest ‘hot dog’ ever made by human hands.

With a schlong that long you’ll need to be wary of open flames, rogue charcoal, and possibly the dog. You’ll feel like a proper ‘sex machine’, but look like a complete tool. Ah well, no different from usual then!

About This Product

  • A whopper of a novelty gift for any Tom, Dick, or Harry!
  • Plush penis length: approx. 20.5 in
  • Approx. product size: 66 x 54 cm
  • Adult novelty item
  • Fun for all those highly respectable and extremely mature gents aged over 18!

What do you get?

  • 1 x Penis Apron

Irresistible Reasons To Buy

  • A generous 30 day money back guarantee.
  • Collect loyalty points and use them for discounts on future purchases.
  • Ideas for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
  • Award winning UK based customer service, with online chat support, telephone and email all available.
  • Next day delivery to ensure you get your gifts fast.
Product code: oob317

Product Reviews

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28 All Reviews

Good price run gift

Ben | 05/12/19 | Collected by Trustpilot

Got the response that was needed laughs all round.

ashley lockhart | 02/01/19 | Collected by Trustpilot

Funny gift for secret Santa. Recipient always posting odd pics on social media so he was over the moon with his present.

ROXBOROUGH | 27/12/18 | Collected by Trustpilot

Good work on the bants.

george | 25/12/18 | Collected by Trustpilot

This gift is very good for a gag. It's good quality and good for value.

Melanie Chung | 14/12/18 | Collected by Trustpilot

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