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Extra-Long Penis Apron

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Extra-Long Penis Apron

Not for the faint hearted, and definitely not to be worn at the annual fundraising BBQ for the local nursing home, we present to you in all its majesty, the Extra-Long Penis Apron!

That’s right novelty lovers, you can once again shock the relatives with your hilarious tom-foolery. Wrap this silly willy in a bun and you’ve got the quickest ‘hot dog’ ever made by human hands.

With a schlong that long you’ll need to be wary of open flames, rogue charcoal, and possibly the dog. You’ll feel like a proper ‘sex machine’, but look like a complete tool. Ah well, no different from usual then!

About This Product

  • A whopper of a novelty gift for any Tom, Dick, or Harry!
  • Plush penis length: approx. 20.5 in
  • Approx. product size: 66 x 54 cm
  • Adult novelty item
  • Fun for all those highly respectable and extremely mature gents aged over 18!

What do you get?

  • 1 x Penis Apron

Irresistible Reasons To Buy

  • A generous 30 day money back guarantee.
  • Collect loyalty points and use them for discounts on future purchases.
  • Ideas for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
  • Award winning UK based customer service, with online chat support, telephone and email all available.
  • Next day delivery to ensure you get your gifts fast.
Product code: oob317

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This was bought as a funny birthday present for a mate who loves cooking. He loved it and so did all his woman friends, he loved the attention!

Absolutely hilarious and not for the faint hearted!! Good quality apron!! Great novelty gift!! Purchased for our upcoming wedding to give the meat carvers a surprise and a giggle. Straight forward ordering process and speedy delivery.

Brilliant secret Santa gift to the manager :D, made the whole office laugh, and he even put it on! 100% will buy again

Good quality, made everyone laugh when it was opened as a secret santa gift, also good for a fun stocking filler, will recommend

My friend is a chef with a silly sense of humour - so this was perfect! It feels good quality and fits well. The added long penis does make it look funny and stand out! I gave it to him in the pub and every one laughed and thought it was great. A good present if you don't want to spend a lot.

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