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Please Excuse The Mess Novelty Cushion

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Harassed parents who have unexpected visitors might find this Please Excuse the Mess Novelty Cushion quite handy. You know the scenario, you turn your back for one second and boom – the kids happen, and the house looks like a bombsite… and then there’s a knock at the door!

Panic hits, you’re not expecting anyone, the children are still running riot and you don’t have any superpowers to tidy the place up in the time it takes to open the door…. Well, have no fear put on your best ‘the kids are absolute angels and not on my last nerve’ face and calmly offer them a seat on the sofa (best quickly chuck their toys over the back of it) and just let this cushion do the talking for you!

About this product

  • Straight-talking cushion
  • Text is fixed and cannot be changed
  • Choice of hand-print colour
  • 100% cotton cover with Poly filled pad (zip fastening)
  • Measures approx. 45 x 45 cm
  • Colours may vary slightly from the images shown

Product code: had016

What do you get

  • 1 x Please Excuse The Mess Novelty Cushion

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  • UK Next Working Day delivery is not available for this product.

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