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European Communitea

European Communitea

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European Communitea

United In Diversi-tea

It’s a well-known fact that politicians are like tea bags: you never know how strong they are until they're in hot water. These European Communitea funny tea bags are each supported by a familiar face from the world of European politics.

Bottom of the pile in the vertical packet (no comment) is Theresa May and sidekick Borris. Prime Minister May is representing 38% of the electorate with a ballot box in one hand. But wait, there's a EU membership card in the other, which says ‘We want back!’ for a naugh-tea little addition of hilari-tea. Meanwhile, Borris sips champagne with a worried look on his face, as if finally questioning his own sani-tea.

Next up we have ex French President, Francois Hollande. He’s here representing liber-tea, égali-tea and fraterni-tea. He carries a red rose, the symbol of the socialist party, and the smile of a man who no longer has the responsibili-tea of running a country.

Above him is a double dunker of Schulz and Juncker. Martin Schulz, president of the European Parliament until January 2017, is a model of respectabili-tea. He’s accompanied by Jean-Claude Juncker, President of the European Commission and a well-known personali-tea.

Second to top, carrying fistfuls of cash and decorated with his European Central Bank badge, is Mario Draghi. He’s the man in charge of European prosperi-tea and the guy charged with financial accountabili-tea.

Above him – above them all, you may note – sits the feis-tea figure of Angela Merkel. Dressed in red and with a German badge and EU-themed boxing gloves, even represented in cardboard she has a kind of impressive digni-tea.

Each of the cardboard people has a teabag attached underneath their upper bodies, so that they can finally provide a contribution to socie-tea by making you a nice cuppa when you’re thirs-tea. The arms hook over the sides of the cup to prevent the cardboard from dipping in your brew (though we can’t guarantee that the UK one won’t be unable to support itself and slip off, flail helplessly in the water for a short period of time and disintegrate in a horrible, messy inevitabili-tea).

About The Product

  • Great novel-tea gift
  • A fun solution when you're feeling thirs-tea
  • Bound to cause hilari-tea
  • Grab them now whilst there's availabili-tea
  • Quanti-tea: 5 teabags with characters attached
  • Classic tea blend with Assam
  • Make as per normal tea
  • Store in a cool, dry place

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What Do You Get?

  • 1 x Pack of 5 European Communitea Tea Bags

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