Save Hilda the Christmas turkey from the farmer and eat her cola-flavoured poop once you've relieved her of her constipation.
She's frightened, the poor girl, so she needs a happy home filled with love and acceptance.
A great novelty gift for the festive season, Hilda's sure to make someone smile this Christmas whilst filling their bellies with delicious turkey poo.
Item code: dgp350
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