Blow Job Mints

Love is in the air, but morning breath has reared its ugly head and now you're not feeling so much lovin'. Well, never fear. Allow these blowjob mints to solve that particular pesky problem and provide instant freshness. Just pop one of these in your gob and you'll be getting more morning smooches than you can shake a stick at.

We've all been there. It doesn't matter what you've been eating or how many times you brush your teeth afterwards, these things just happen. We're not in the business of judging, just of offering handy solutions. With these sugar free willie shaped blow job mints you'll have fresh tasting, minty goodness in one handy tin. We can't guarantee that others will be as kind though, so we recommend only offering these mints to those with a sense of humour!

An excellent secret Santa or stocking filler, these bj mints are just the ticket for amusing your partner. They are maybe not the height of romance, or the most tasteful thing you could get the object of your dreams, but they're hilarious nonetheless!