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Being A D!ck Mug

Being A D!ck Mug

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Being A D!ck Mug

Will 'E Get The Message?

No messing around, this mug offers up a one finger salute and the bold message: 'Being a d!ck won't make yours any bigger'. Perfect for making a passive aggressive point to your knobbiest coworker or as a hilarious gift for a friend who's experiencing a bit of colleague conflict, this dick coffee mug even shows the extended middle finger with markups like a ruler, showing that teenie weenie colleague who's compensating for something that you've got the measure of him.

Being called out on his small man syndrome might even make things better between you and centimetre Peter, but if not then it's still hilarious. Plus he'll never be 100% sure that it's aimed at him so there's no direct conflict. After all the pen is mightier than the sword.

The mug itself is printed on both sides and measures approximately 12 cm tall - probably at least twice the size of Admiral Winky.

About The Product

  • Coffee could help you get up in the morning
  • Are any of these jokes getting a rise out of you?
  • We'll tell the couriers not to cock up the delivery
  • Not suitable for dunking his junk
  • Suitable for hobknobs
  • Cheeky slogan says: 'Being a dick won't make yours any bigger'
  • Accompanied by an image of 'the bird' in full flip
  • Measures approx. 12 x 9.5 x 8 cm
  • Not suitable for dishwasher or microwave

What Do You Get

  • 1 x Being a D!ck Mug

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  • Unique gifts for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
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  • Next day delivery to ensure you get your gifts fast.
Product code: fms047

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