Aliens Survival Guide Book

Phone home? More like phone for help! With the Survival Guide: Aliens, you’ll be ready for every possible close encounter—from abductions and overlords to the awkward realisation that your best mate might actually be from Mars.

Packed with witty tips, tongue-in-cheek wisdom, and laugh-out-loud “survival strategies”, this little book is your ultimate defence against all things extra-terrestrial. Whether you’re dodging UFOs, deciphering alien languages, or just trying to keep your cool in the cosmos, this guide has got you covered.

Perfect as a quirky gift for sci-fi fans, space obsessives, or anyone with a sense of humour that’s truly out of this world. Pop it in a stocking, gift it to a mate, or keep it handy—because you never know when the mothership might land…