Press to Lament

Some feelings are simply too enormous for an ordinary sigh.

Press to Lament is the wearable sound button for anyone who feels life's little inconveniences deserve a full period-drama response. Press the button and unleash gloriously dramatic phrases of anguish and devotion, because sometimes "I'm fine" simply doesn't cut it.

Worn on a lanyard, it's ready to accompany book clubs, tea breaks, wistful window gazing and any situation that calls for an unnecessarily theatrical display of emotion. It's compact, wonderfully silly and guaranteed to add a touch of melodrama wherever it goes.

A brilliant novelty gift for readers, literary enthusiasts and period drama fans, this is one button that turns everyday woes into a performance. For maximum effect, press dramatically and stare into the middle distance.