Poo Head Game

This Is A Crap Game

Be a model, they said. It'll be super glamorous, they said. Then this poor pair turned up at work and were told, 'If you could just strap on that Velcro hat over there, we're just going to throw some pretend poos at your head, photograph it and then put it all over the internet'. Nevertheless, they can't disguise the fact that a part of them (maybe a very small part, but a part) really enjoyed this.

Included in the box for this game is an attractive poo head hat, with toilet-themed colours of brown and yellow. It's covered in Velcro patches and as well as having the words 'POO HEAD' stamped on it three times for maximum humiliation, it also has different numbers so that you can get different scores depending on the accuracy of your throws. The hat is elasticated at the edges to fit a variety of different head sizes and can be tied under the chin with a brown ribbon. Three comfortably palm sized fabric poo projectiles are also included.

Something so juvenile really shouldn't be this appealing, but there is definitely something irresistible about flinging faeces at your friend's head. Perhaps we're not so far evolved from monkeys as we would like to believe.