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Personalised Photo Chocolates with Swearing Phrases

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Make them feel like an absolute boss and fill their bellies with delicious treats at the same time with these Personalised Photo Chocolates with Sweary Phrases.

In this box of mouth-watering chocolates (with a double layer of white and Belgian milk chocolate!), they will receive a large chunk of choccie with a photo chosen by you alongside five smaller slabs featuring our exceptional swearing phrases and a short message. Plus, you can personalise this ultimate chocolate gift with a colour and their name to help keep any less-than-worthy paws off of it! 

So, the epic phrases? Let's get to them. You've got: "You're The Dogs Bollocks" if they're, well, the dogs bollocks; "You're a Fucking Gent" for the absolute highest class of men; "You're an Absolute Fucking Legend" for the person who this planet is graced to have; "You're a Fucking Lady" for the woman whose persona reeks of high class; "Straighten Your Crown, You Fucking Queen" for the person who needs a little reminder of how special they are; "You Can and You Fucking Will!" for the person who is about to ace their new job, their wedding vows or anything they set their mind to; "You're Fucking Awesome, Keep That Shit Up!" for the person who just needs to keep on shining.

The best thing? You can choose four of these amazing phrases to really drum home how epic your loved one really is. The first one you choose will also be personalised with their name at the beginning. 

The final slab of chocolate will be a message from you, so they know who has given them this legendary chocolate gift. 

About this product

  • Choose 1 of 4 colourways from the following: Blues, Greys, Pastels, Reds.
  • Upload a photo, using a minimum of 500 x 355 pixels. Resolution can be found via Image Details on any smart device. 
  • Personalise with a name, using up to 15 characters, inc. spaces and punctuation. 
  • Choose 4 of 9 swearing phrases from the following: 
    • If You Can Dream It You Can Fucking Do It.
    • You're A Fucking Goddess
    • You're A Fucking Lady
    • You Can And You Fucking Will
    • You're Fucking Awesome, Keep That Shit Up
    • You're The Dog's Bollocks
    • You're A Fucking Gent
    • You're An Absolute Fucking Legend
    • Straighten Your Crown, You Fucking Queen
  • Personalise with a message, using up to 60 characters, inc. spaces and punctuation.
  • Personalise card insert with message, using up to 120 characters, inc. spaces and punctuation.
  • Includes 1 large chocolate slab and 5 smaller pieces.
  • Personalisations are printed with edible colour.
  • Each chocolate piece contains a layer of white chocolate and Belgian milk chocolate. 
  • Ingredients include: Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa, Soy Lecithin, Natural Vanilla Flavour.
  • Presented in a DVD-sized box. 

Product code: chc003

What do you get

  • 1 x Large Photo Chocolate Piece.
  • 4 x Smaller Swearing Phrases Chocolate Pieces.
  • 1 x Smaller Message Chocolate Piece.
  • 1 x Personalised Message Slip.
  • 1 x Gift Box.

Reasons to buy

  • 28 day money back guarantee
  • Low - price guarantee
  • Loyalty points discount off future orders
  • Huge range of unique gifts
  • Excellent customer service
  • Next day delivery available


  • UK Standard (after production time it will take 2-5 working days) is available for this item
  • UK Next Working Day, Europe and Worldwide delivery is not available for this product.

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