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"Congrats on the Fucking Mortgage" Candle

£9.99
In Stock - Posted out by 19th March

Overview

Celebrate the joys (and financial doom) of home ownership with this brilliantly honest “Congrats on the Fucking Mortgage” candle. With its bold slogan printed on a sleek amber glass jar, it’s the perfect gift for friends who’ve finally signed their life away — and deserve a laugh while drowning in paperwork and paint swatches.

The warm vanilla fragrance fills their new place with cosy, comforting sweetness, helping them settle in while silently sobbing over interest rates. With around 30 hours of burn time, it’s ideal for those long evenings spent unpacking, DIY-ing or wondering why houses cost so bloody much. And when the candle’s done, the jar becomes a handy tealight holder, giving it a second life in their shiny new home.

Funny, relatable and spot-on for new homeowners — because nothing says “well done” like celebratory sarcasm.

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About this product

  • Playful “Congrats on the Fucking Mortgage” vanilla-scented candle
  • Amber glass jar that can be reused as a tealight holder
  • Approx. 30-hour burn time
  • Dimensions: 8cm tall, 6.5cm depth
  • Ideal funny new home or housewarming gift
  • Sweet, comforting vanilla scent

Item code: fmg5194

Delivery

Production time: Up to 3 working days
Standard Delivery
Estimated arrival 2-5 working days, after production time
£4.20

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