If they enjoy putting schlong shaped things in their mouth, this chocolate willy is the gift for them! They will get delicious pleasure from it, won't choke on its vastness, or be disappointed with its size. Plus, it's made of solid chocolate, so the only melting-in-their-mouth that occurs is guaranteed to leave a great taste.
If the lucky receiver (or giver) likes to keep things which happen in the bedroom strictly in the bedroom, they will not enjoy the box this beauty arrives in. The packaging is extremely public with Satisfying Sex Toys.com branded all over it. The postman might not know where to look as your wood nut turns bright red. If they don't get embarrassed that easily, they'll certainly have all the laughs when this box of surprises arrives. The inside flap reads "EAT A DICK", especially great for those loved ones who are very frustrated and in need of a good (chocolate) fix.
A card accompanies this great and girthy gift which reads "Yep, this is a gift. Congratulations you must be very important."
