View Basket
View Basket £0.00  |  0 Item


If they enjoy putting schlong shaped things in their mouth, this chocolate willy is the gift for them! They will get delicious pleasure from it, won't choke on its vastness, or be disappointed with its size. Plus, it's made of solid chocolate, so the only melting-in-their-mouth that occurs is guaranteed to leave a great taste. 

If the lucky receiver (or giver) likes to keep things which happen in the bedroom strictly in the bedroom, they will not enjoy the box this beauty arrives in. The packaging is extremely public with Satisfying Sex branded all over it. The postman might not know where to look as your wood nut turns bright red. If they don't get embarrassed that easily, they'll certainly have all the laughs when this box of surprises arrives. The inside flap reads "EAT A DICK", especially great for those loved ones who are very frustrated and in need of a good (chocolate) fix. 

A card accompanies this great and girthy gift which reads "Yep, this is a gift. Congratulations you must be very important."

About this product

  • Edible with good girth. 
  • Made with solid chocolate.
  • Allergens (like STIs on the real deal) may be included; practice safety and check ingredients before consuming.
  • Arrives in funny/embarrassing packaging.
  • Includes a fun card. 

What do you get

  • 1 x Chocolate Willy
  • 1 x Package
  • 1 x Card

Reasons to buy

  • 28 day money back guarantee
  • Low - price guarantee
  • Loyalty points discount off future orders
  • Huge range of unique gifts
  • Excellent customer service
  • Next day delivery available


  • UK Standard - Dispatched same working day (1-4 working days) (Order before 6:30pm Mon - Fri) is available for this item
  • UK Standard (2-5 working days) is available for this item
  • UK Next Working Day (Order before 6:30pm Mon - Fri) is available for this item
  • Europe is available for this item
  • Worldwide is available for this item

Product reviews

There are no reviews for this item

You Might Also Like

Get 10% OFF your next order when you sign up to our newsletter