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Naughty Secret Santa

What fun is Secret Santa if you can’t get a little risque with it? If you know your recipient can take a good joke, why not reward them for being naughty instead of nice this year with a rude gift that would make Father Christmas himself blush and gasp? Just because they’ve been bad this year doesn’t mean they have to receive a lump of coal in their stocking, we’ve got plenty of presents that are sure to appeal to their wild side.

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If you’re doing Secret Santa as a group of adults this Xmas, there’s no need to go down the cute and thoughtful route when it comes to buying gifts. Let’s face it, they’re probably getting plenty of traditional presents from their family. No, Secret Santa is your chance to get them something rude and naughty they’ll secretly love. Whether you’re a bunch of lairy ladies looking to buy each other all sorts of saucy surprises, or you need some inspiration on what to buy that lad mate that finds toilet humour hilarious and thinks everything’s “top banter”, we’ve got plenty of tricks up our sleeves. If your Secret Santa isn’t cheap, cheeky and cheerful, then you’re not doing it right!

So, your close group of BFFs have all decided to do Secret Santa this year, and you want to get your best pal something a little dirty that will make her Christmas so much funnier. Our After Dinner Penis Sweets are a hilarious treat that will combine her love of chocolate with her, ahem, love of something else. They’re fabulously kinky!

Perhaps you fancy being bad and embarrassing your coworker with a Secret Santa surprise that’s borderline offensive? Go one step further with one of our novelty C*ck Mugs, a great gag gift without getting too nasty. Just make sure you’re not buying it for the boss!

Sure, it’s all fun and games until you wind up being the butt of the joke. However, if the running theme in your friendship group is dirty jokes and silly humour, you might as well join in the fun with a present to match. We don’t know anyone that hasn’t giggled at our Extra-Long Penis Apron- naked chef eat your heart out!