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The Cheesus Christ Grater is holier than any cheese from Switzerland. Every time you come to use this novelty cheese grater the face of Jesus will appear before your very eyes. Is it a sign you should convert, or just a reminder to buy more Edam? Interpret how you will people...
It may be the case that the image of Jesus has simply been laser etched on to the surface of this cheese grater, but how can you be sure? How do you know he's not trying to tell you some mind-blowing fact about cheddar? The truth is you can't. It's all about faith!
There's even a 'prayer' on the back of the packaging which reads...
"Our Cheese in heaven, halloumi be your name.
Your tangy taste, we will not waste,
on Earth as it is in heaven.
Give us today our daily brie.
Forgive us our stilton,
as we forgove those who stilton against us.
Lead us not into cheese slices, but deliver us from cheddar.
For the glory of the dairy, the curds and the whey are yours.
Now and forever.
Bought three, one for me, two for gifts. Two have been opened and used and delighted the recipients (me and good friends; my sister will get hers later). Works as promised. Irreverent AND utilitarian. No way to top that.
Michael P Scott | 02/03/17
great item good price item as described with fast delivery thank you will definitely use this site in the future when looking for novelty gift ideas
Shirley | 16/01/17
My friend looks like Jesus and LOVES cheese...what could be a better gift?! Smaller that expected but still good fun. Would recommend to anyone who doesn't take life too seriously.
Emma | 14/01/17
Fun product this is a great company to buy from it is a fast reliable service and always delivers on time I have great delight in recommending anyone to buy from them
Maureen | 12/01/17
So funny, great stocking filler for adults. Will definitely look at findmeagift first next time we have secret Santa or I'm looking for something a bit different
Sarah hutchinson | 11/01/17
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