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The Great Garden Gnome Massacre

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The Great Garden Gnome Massacre

The garden gnome population had only just started recovering from such appalling plights as the Great Gnome Plague of ’99, and the subsequent Great Gnome Depression of the early 2000s. Now as gnome-kind everywhere find themselves on the brink of stabilisation, we bring news of the most heinous calamity to befall all those under a foot tall in the Earth’s history.

‘The Great Garden Gnome Massacre’, as it’s been labelled, accurately describes a terrifying beast of a Garden Ornament, known most commonly amongst reptile-experts as ‘G-Rex’. Troops have been deployed but so far no one has been able to detain the beast.

If you find him in your garden, authorities are advising not to approach. Rather, maintain a safe distance, observe from the kitchen window, and try to hold back hysterical laughter as all out carnage ensues!

About This Product

  • If you've got a gnome-infestation, you need a Garden Gnome Massacre!
  • A hilarious gift for anyone with a penchant for garden ornaments!
  • Made from hard-wearing polyresin, so your statue will be right at home in the garden on a year-round hunt for prey
  • Measures approximately: W 21cm x H 26.5cm x D 18cm
  • Warning: If you have gnomes you're actually fond of, consider keeping them on the opposite side of the garden!

What's in the box?

  • 1 x The Great Garden Gnome Massacre Ornament

Irresistible Reasons To Buy

  • A generous 30 day money back guarantee.
  • Collect loyalty points and use them for discounts on future purchases.
  • Ideas for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
  • Award winning UK based customer service, with online chat support, telephone and email all available.
  • Next day delivery to ensure you get your gifts fast.
Product code: big063

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Enjoyed the gift it was a perfect Mothers Day gift for a surprised gnome collector. Would recommend this to anyone, loved it.

Parents loved it and it now has pride of place amongst their 735 other gnomes. Painting is done well and really brings out the features of both the distressed gnomes and their tormentor.

This was a great gift for my mum-in-law. She loves the garden but doesn't like gnomes. The product was exactly as described and pictured, delivery was fast. Very good company and I will be visiting the site in the coming year for birthday presents.

This was a gift and it arrived two days after placing order, item was securely packaged. Gnome is of a good quality and worth the value. My friend loves it.

Great product that my Dad is going to love! It's well painted with nice detail. Arrived really quickly, although the clear film at the front of the box was damaged slightly. This was easily fixed however.

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