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The Great Garden Gnome Massacre

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The Great Garden Gnome Massacre

The garden gnome population had only just started recovering from such appalling plights as the Great Gnome Plague of ’99, and the subsequent Great Gnome Depression of the early 2000s. Now as gnome-kind everywhere find themselves on the brink of stabilisation, we bring news of the most heinous calamity to befall all those under a foot tall in the Earth’s history.

‘The Great Garden Gnome Massacre’, as it’s been labelled, accurately describes a terrifying beast of a Garden Ornament, known most commonly amongst reptile-experts as ‘G-Rex’. Troops have been deployed but so far no one has been able to detain the beast.

If you find him in your garden, authorities are advising not to approach. Rather, maintain a safe distance, observe from the kitchen window, and try to hold back hysterical laughter as all out carnage ensues!

About This Product

  • If you've got a gnome-infestation, you need a Garden Gnome Massacre!
  • A hilarious gift for anyone with a penchant for garden ornaments!
  • Made from hard-wearing polyresin, so your statue will be right at home in the garden on a year-round hunt for prey
  • Measures approximately: W 21cm x H 26.5cm x D 18cm
  • Warning: If you have gnomes you're actually fond of, consider keeping them on the opposite side of the garden!

What's in the box?

  • 1 x The Great Garden Gnome Massacre Ornament

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  • Ideas for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
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Product code: big063

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"This was a gift and it arrived two days after placing order, item was securely packaged. Gnome is of a good quality and worth the value. My friend loves it."


"Great product that my Dad is going to love! It's well painted with nice detail. Arrived really quickly, although the clear film at the front of the box was damaged slightly. This was easily fixed however."


"This was bought to be something different to go with other gnomes for the garden. It was great to find this, something different."


"Perfect!! For anyone who despises gnomes lol. I bought this for my sister as she hates a gnome and she couldn't stop laughing. It has pride of place outside the back door! "


"First time I've used Find me a gift but wont be the last, excellent service. Item was well packed and delivered in great time, faultless. Love the product and no doubt it will generate a few laughs."

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