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Funny Diet Cutlery

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Funny Diet Cutlery

Looking for joke gifts for someone who is always on the latest dieting craze? This set of Funny Diet Cutlery features a knife with half a blade, a spoon with a hole in the middle and a fork with the prongs cut to stumps! This novelty cutlery makes a hilarious stocking filler or Birthday gifts for men or women and will cause much hilarity.

No pills, no exercising, just a ridiculously pointless and difficult way to eat your meals! Shed weight, not your sense of humour, with our Funny Diet Cutlery!

About this Product

  • Made of plastic
  • It measures approx 8.5 cm x 2.2 cm x 3.9 cm
  • Fun retro packaging
  • A novelty item. Not intended for actual use!

What's in the box?

  • 1 x Fork(ish)
  • 1 x Useless Spoon
  • 1 x Sort-of-Knife

Why You Should Buy From Us!

  • 30 day money-back guarantee
  • Low-price guarantee
  • Loyalty points discount off future orders
  • Huge range of unique gifts
  • Excellent customer service
  • Next day delivery available
Product code: dgp231

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"such a funny present, and the shipping was totally outstanding. thank you. a good joke gift idea. Number of items all came shipped in the same box and very quick as well"


"Great joke Christmas present! Can't wait until my mum opens it! Arrived in plenty time for Christmas too! Perfect stocking filler! "


"Brilliant! Bought these for two friends who are on diets and I am sure they are going to have a good laugh when they open them on Christmas Day. "


"Great novelty gift, can't wait to see her face when she opens it let alone if she tries to use them haha. Ideal stocking filler or secret santa gift."


"As describe. a very good funny gift for a friends who's always on a diet!Will defiantly buy as a gift again. Was delivered before the date I expected it.Was well packed. I will defiantly use Find me a gift again and recommend it to others."

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