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Novelty Wine Bottle Labels - Chateau Neuf Du Crap


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Novelty Wine Bottle Labels - Chateau Neuf Du Crap

Novelty Wine Labels are a brilliant way of buying someone a gift they'll appreciate, but also making sure your pressie provides a laugh. If you have a friend who loves to talk about bouquets and vintages then our funny wine labels are ideal. Select a nice bottle of vino as a gift, soak off the genuine branding and info and replace it with our novelty wine labels before popping it in the gift bag provided. They'll love that you've bought them wine, their favourite... "Not sure I'm familiar with Chateau Neuf Du Crap though... wait a minute, why I oughta!"

The label reads: A truly shitty little wine that should only be drunk with fish or meat vindaloo and raw chillies. Made from a blend of famous Pinot Poop and Turdonnay grapes and left in a Frenchman's lavabo for several years.

Fun at dinner parties and celebrations our joke wine labels guarantee a giggle.

About The Product

  • Fake wine labels with 'Chateau Neuf Du Crap' printed on them
  • Realistic detailing
  • The self adhesive labels measure approx 8.5 cm x 9.5 cm each
  • The wine gift bag measures approx 12 cm x 30 cm x 10 cm (colours may vary)
  • Great novelty gifts for all ages

Cause a stir at functions, events, weddings and more with some funny Novelty Wine Bottle Labels. Also available in 'Katzpiss,' these fun wine labels are the ideal accessory for any bottle of plonk.

What do you get?

  • 2 x Novelty Wine Bottle Labels - Chateau Neuf Du Crap
  • 1 x Wine Gift Bag

Irresistible Reasons To Buy

  • A generous 30 day money back guarantee.
  • Collect loyalty points and use them for discounts on future purchases.
  • Ideas for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
  • Award winning UK based customer service, with online chat support, telephone and email all available.
  • Next day delivery to ensure you get your gifts fast.
Product code: box049

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"Hilarious present! Son wanted a top quality bottle of wine for 18th!! Would recommend for special occasions and wine experts! He's kept the bottle as a keep sake!"


"Loved the item and it was delievered promptly and securely . It was a gift for a friend who was just as pleased as me with the purchase. "


"Great service, product better than expected, well packaged and good value for money. Recipient loved it as a French wine buff!! "


"Used it as a novelty 40th birthday gift - it went down a storm. Everyone loved it! Easy to use and looks so authentic.Will be buying more and some of the other ones in the range."


"Great item, just a mix up on the invoice. Item hasn't arrived yet but it's down as being sent out and received. Other items over due too."

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