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We've all got that one mate who's sad, lonely, and always moaning about his lack of action. Here at FMAG, we have the perfect solution to such tales of woe. Introducing the Masturbation Kit, perfect for those who enjoy getting down and dirty (in the cleanest way possible). Containing a moist towelette, a latex glove and a condom pouch with a novelty condom, now you can wave goodbye to unwanted mess and say hello to sanitary self-satisfaction.
Self-pleasure can be a messy business and having mounds of tissues, socks (you know who you are) and dirty sheets on your floor is just nasty. Our Masturbation Set is your key to hassle-fee pleasure. If you fantasize about nurses and hospitals, then this kit should be enough to get you hot under the collar. If not, trust us that the latex glove and wet wipe will come in handy.
A hilarious stag night gift, present the groom-to-be with this masturbate kit in front of everyone else and see them roar with laughter. It's also an ideal secret Santa or birthday present for a mate with a cracking sense of humour, or one who works away from home in the week. This Masturbation Kit is quite simply the most hygienic way to have a bit of alone time.
Fantastic service from yourselves , gift went down a storm for my brother who's a wanker . This was right up he's street . He can have hours of fun with this.now instead of using moms apple pie
Karl mcdermott | 10/08/16
This is just a funny stocking filler product. I brought it for a mate at Christmas and he opened it in front of a crowd of people and it was hilarious!! For the price its a cheap laugh :).
Mike Edwards | 31/12/15
Great joke secret Santa present. Got many laughs around the group when my secret Santa opened it. It was exactly as described.
Faye Norman | 26/12/15
It's a funny gift,my friend laughed so much. Has a glove,wipes,sanitizer and on the back of the package a target!
Lia | 06/05/15
Very funny product package well
Anonymous | 02/03/13
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