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This pocket-sized divine inspiration is the perfect novelty religious gift. Jesus may have turned water into wine, but with the help of water you can turn him into...An even bigger Jesus! Expanding up to 600% its original size, your little faith healer will slowly shrink back to his original size once he is taken out.
Grow Your Own toys make fantastic gifts for so many occasions. God may have made the world in 6 days, but you can grow Jesus in 3!
Don't really know how well this functions yet, bought as a present for someone who loves religious tat, but even just seeing the packet she laughed her socks off.
Linda Roberts | 05/01/17
I bought this as a Christmas gift, so I haven't seen the reaction yet but I'm sure it will be funny. Its for my mother in law who thinks she is god. I'm looking forward to seeing how big it grows, the package is quite small and id say the Jesus is tiny but funny all the same.
Philippa Beck | 20/12/16
We bought this gift as a gag gift for my co-worker who was celebrating her 10 year anniversary of working at our church, and she loved it. The symbolism of it was that just like this Jesus grows, so she has grown in her faith in the last 10 years. It made for a great laugh and she appreciated the gift and the meaning behind it.
Rachele Tuttle | 24/08/16
Brought this for a secret Santa gift. Wasn't sure how it would go as the person I bought it for is a priest, when he opened it he found it very funny as did everyone else.
Gail harris | 20/02/16
Great little item which we gave as a gift. Good value for money. He grows well in water and is nicely presented. Our friends loved him.
Natalie Butler | 21/01/16
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