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Grow Your Own Boss is for those who are forced to work weekends and have to endure motivational speeches of jargon picked from the dictionary of Dr. Seuss and George Bush.
This scarily little boss appreciates your hard work whilst turning a blind eye to the fact you’re on Facebook for half the day and playing computer minesweeper for the rest. Come in at 9.30am, heck make it 12am or whenever you please. If you’re fed up of being underpaid and overworked then do something about it! This Grow Your Own Boss never says no to a pay rise. Rest assured though that if you feel like working in your underwear whilst wearing a cowboy hat and whistling the theme tune to The Golden Girls, you will not be judged, well, by your new boss anyway. Simply place your new boss in a pot of water and watch them expand to 600% their original size.
If your new boss starts to annoy you, simply take them out of the water and watch them slowly shrink back to their original size so you can laugh and mock them at will.
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This was a brilliant secret Santa gift for work colleague! I would buy it again for a little gift or joke present for someone. Job done!
Matt Lamb | 29/11/14
Very amusing product. Bought for a colleague and presented in front of my boss. Luckily he did find it funny or I could have actually needed a new boss for real. Haha.
Amanda Pedley | 24/12/13
Perfect Little Stocking filler.
Anonymous | 15/01/13
Very good product, exactly as do scribed, good value for money!
Anonymous | 11/01/13
Funny product, great idea as a novelty gift for a work collegue
Grant | 10/01/13
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