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Grow Your Own Boyfriend

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Grow Your Own Boyfriend

No more farting in bed, no more pee all over the toilet seat. End your days of back chat, eye rolling and mother-in-laws from hell. With our Grow Your Own Boyfriend you can eliminate all the negatives of having a real life boyfriend and begin to reap the benefits instead. Sure he's a teeny tiny hunk, but pop him in a bowl of water and he'll soon become the pocket sized other half that will love and cherish you.

Looking for Prince Charming and failing miserably? Having a nightmare finding Mr Right? Our Grow Your Own Man will help you forget the dating scene and move straight into the bliss of a steady relationship. Even better, you won't have to endure any snoring, comments on your gorgeous shoe collection, or the sight of him sniffing his underpants and then turning them inside out for another wear. You'll even get to watch what you want on telly every night. All in all, you can build the perfect companion.

A hilarious gift for a single friend or unlucky in love colleague, our Grow Your Own Boyfriend toy is the ideal man. All you have to do to make your own is pop him in some room temperature water and watch him magically grow over 3 days to 500% his original size. A novelty gift that can be appreciated by all ages (as long as they're not taken!) this little guy will never let you down or run off with your best friend!

About the product

  • Approx. 7 cm tall and can expand up to 500% his original size!
  • Magically expands when you put him in room temperature water.
  • Shrinks slowly back to his original size when taken out of water.
  • Can be grown again and again, just put him back in water.
  • Non-toxic (but do not go chewing him).
  • Available in 2 colours: red or blue. Unfortunately this is a random pick and we cannot guarantee which colour you will receive.

What do you get?

  • 1 x Grow Your Own Boyfriend

Irresistible reasons to buy

  • A generous 30 day money back guarantee.
  • Collect loyalty points and use them for discounts on future purchases.
  • Ideas for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
  • Award winning UK based customer service, with online chat support telephone and email all available.
  • Next day delivery to ensure you get your gifts fast.
Product code: dgp011

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"Great novelty gift, would be great if there was a choice of colours. Once taken out of water it does shrink back to its original size."


"Lovely product, wish you could pick your own colour and doesn't quite grow to the 600% said. Other than that works well and grows"


"It was a joke present which went down very well, not much use for it afterwards but fulfilled its purpose adequately. Good value for money "


"What a lovely novelty gift. It's my friends 30th birthday this Saturday 12th March 2016, and I'm sure it will be a talking point, and create a lot of laughter."


"On time and very reliable ... Some of the prices though a little high. Somethings can be bought cheaper on the high street. Otherwise really happy with the service. "

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