By: Faye Smith

Whether you can’t wait for them to leave, are sad to see them go or want to wish them a stellar piece of good luck, there are plenty of ways to write new job messages in a card. The perfect companion to one of Find Me a Gift’s congratulations or leaving gifts!

Rude new job wishes

  1. Thank god you’re leaving, couldn’t stand you anyway.
  2. Can’t wait to be rid of your mug.
  3. You were sh*t at your job anyway.
  4. Hope your new boss is sh*t
  5. Good riddance.
  6. Thank f*ck you’re leaving.
  7. Hope the new place is as sh*t as this one.

Funny new job messages

  1. Go and save yourself from this hell hole!
  2. How dare you leave! Traitor.
  3. Hope they’ve got a decent coffee maker too
  4. You best keep our secrets and don’t tell your new bezzie mates
  5. Let’s face it, we’re the best colleagues you’ve ever had. Hope you miss us!
  6. Congrats on the payrise!
  7. Hope you’re job doesn’t suck as much as this one.

Thoughtful good luck messages for new job

  1. Life will not be the same without you
  2. You will smash your new job to pieces
  3. Good luck in your new job (not that you need it!)
  4. You are going to do amazing things
  5. You’ll take over the world some day
  6. Believe in yourself and you will do wonders
  7. So proud of all you have achieved!

Standard congratulations message for new job

  1. Congratulations on your new job!
  2. Wishing you all the best in your new job.
  3. Congratulations and good luck in your new job.
  4. Congrats and good luck in pastures new.
  5. Wishing you all the luck in the world!
  6. Cheers to your continued success!

However you want to write your new job wishes, make sure you’re on the same level as the recipient. We don’t think a rude message to your old b