By: Faye Smith

They are edging closer to their 60th birthday and you want to give them a birthday message to remember. Whether you’re going for the funny kind of 60th birthday wishes, the inspirational kind or the meaningful kind, we’ve scoured the internet for 60 60th birthday messages to suit every type of person and relationship. These funny 60th birthday messages and meaningful birthday wishes can be sent via a traditional birthday card, a millennial Facebook message or a Gen Z TikTok video… if the 60 year old is even on TikTok! However you share the love for the special birthday celebrant on their 60th birthday, make sure you have a 60h birthday message to make them cry with laughter, shed a happy tear or ball their eyes out because they don’t want  to enter the next decade of their life. 

Funny 60th Birthday Wishes

  1. Happy 60th birthday! Don’t forget to iron that birthday suit.
  2. I wouldn’t say you’re old… you’ve just been young for longer than most of us. Happy 60th!
  3. Don’t let ageing get you down. It’s too hard to get up again!
  4. Those aren’t grey hairs you see. They’re strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head! Happy 60th birthday.
  5. Wishing you a very happy 59th birthday… again!
  6. You’re not 60, just 21 with 39 years of experience.
  7. Being 60 means you can never totally, completely trust a fart.
  8. At 60 years old, your broad mind and narrow waist have traded places.
  9. I will not make any age related jokes because I feel really bad about how old you are…
  10. 60 is the new… what was I saying?
  11. “I’m pushing 60. That’s enough exercise for me” – Mark Twain.
  12. You suck at ageing. Can you at least try to look a little older?
  13. Sixty. Old age is coming for all of us. But you’re first!
  14. Happy 60th Birthday! Consider this year as the leap from the Middle Ages into the Renaissance.
  15. You know you’re getting old when the only thing getting blown out are your candles! Happy 60th.
  16. Happy 60th Birthday! Sorry you’re too old to have a mid-life crisis.
  17. Just hit 60. Time to move to Benidorm.
  18. In honour of your birthday, I placed you on the liver transplant wait list. You’re welcome.
  19. 60. How the hell did that happen?
  20. Here’s to grabbing 60 by the horns… right after than nap.
  21. I can’t believe you’re 60. It seems like only yesterday you were 59.
  22. You’re not 60, just turning 20 for the third time. Happy birthday!

More hilarious 60th birthday messages

  1. 60 today. It’s good to see you still treat your body like a temple… mine has become more of a bouncy castle.
  2. You’re 60. Yay! Free bus pass.
  3. How are you still alive? I’m glad, but how? Happy 60th!
  4. I regret to inform you your fifties have expired.
  5. Happy 60th birthday. If you were a tortoise, you’d still be a teenager!
  6. You’re not 60, you’re 50 + VAT.
  7. 60, like 50 but with significantly worn out bits.
  8. Sign of getting old when you start to smell like piss (just sayin’).
  9. Hip Hip Replacement! Happy 60th.
  10. I would have given you a funny card but then I thought about your age and bladder control. I don’t want to be responsible for you pissing your pants!
  11. 59 and a whole fucking year!
  12. If you think this card is bad… You should see your care home.
  13. I doubt vodka is the answer, but it’s worth a shot, or sixty.
  14. Sixty years of being fucking fabulous.
  15. Born to be wild… but only until around 9pm or so.
  16. People who say age is just a number clearly haven’t turned 60 yet.
  17. 1,893,456,000 seconds, 31,557,600 minutes, 525,960 hours, 21,915 days, 2,130 weeks, 720 months, 60 years and 6 decades. Happy birthday!
  18. The first sixty years of childhood are the hardest. It gets better from here.
  19. From 0 to 60 in 1,893,456,000 seconds.
  20. May the joy of your birthday be measured by the strength of your hangover the following day! I’ll be praying for your survival tomorrow.
  21. We’ve been friends or so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence! Happy 60th.
  22. Happy second 30th birthday!

Meaningful 60th Birthday Wishes and Inspirational Quotes

  1. For someone so special, a birthday wish to say congratulations on your 60th birthday.
  2. Age might add a few more smile lines, but it will never take the sheen off your incredible personality. Happy 60th birthday.
  3. When I turned 60, it didn’t bother me at all – Yoko Ono.
  4. A man of 60 has spent 20 years in bed and over three years in eating – Arnold Bennett.
  5. Happy 60th birthday to the person who fills the room with laughter and our hearts with love.
  6. I thank the world every day for your presence. I don’t know what life would have been like if I hadn’t met you. Happy 60th birthday!
  7. Sixty years of memories and still so many to make! Let’s start right now. Happy birthday!
  8. Forget how long you’ve lived. Look at how much you’ve accomplished and how much life lies before you! Happy 60th.
  9. Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears – John Lennon.
  10. Every birthday is the chance to make a new wish, dream or goal. Make yours happen, it’s never too late! Happy 60th birthday.
  11. Happy Orbit Day! Hope your trip around the sun wasn’t too tiring. Today you’re celebrating 60 years of love, laughter and a beautiful you.
  12. “Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art” – Stanislaw Jerzy Lec.
  13. At your age, Colonel Sanders had yet to open his first KFC, Laura Ingalls Wilder had not yet written Little House on the Prairie and JRR Tolkien was still to publish Lord of the Rings. Looks like life begins at 60!
  14. You’re 60 years old? You’re 6 perfect 10s! Happy birthday.
  15. “One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late” – Pablo Picasso.
  16. Not old. Classic. Happy 60th birthday

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