Complete the Headline Game

Know your news? Mix up jaw-dropping headlines with versions of your own. The funniest will be crowned the winner. 

This simple game has 35 headlines with a blank space somewhere in the sentence, for example "Scientists plan to probe _____" or "Satanic _____ launches bid for freedom." From the cards you've been dealt, you have to choose the one that will gain the most laughs. From "confidence" and "flying dildo" to "oompa loompas" and "grandparents", there are plenty of possible crazy headlines to create. 

You'll have hours of fun and might see the news in a brand-new light.