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Novelty Wine Bottle Labels - Chateau Neuf Du Crap

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Overview

Novelty Wine Labels are a brilliant way of buying someone a gift they'll appreciate, but also making sure your pressie provides a laugh. If you have a friend who loves to talk about bouquets and vintages then our funny wine labels are ideal. Select a nice bottle of vino as a gift, soak off the genuine branding and info and replace it with our novelty wine labels before popping it in the gift bag provided. They'll love that you've bought them wine, their favourite... "Not sure I'm familiar with Chateau Neuf Du Crap though... wait a minute, why I oughta!"

The label reads: A truly shitty little wine that should only be drunk with fish or meat vindaloo and raw chillies. Made from a blend of famous Pinot Poop and Turdonnay grapes and left in a Frenchman's lavabo for several years.

Fun at dinner parties and celebrations our joke wine labels guarantee a giggle.

About this product

  • Fake wine labels with 'Chateau Neuf Du Crap' printed on them
  • Realistic detailing
  • The self adhesive labels measure approx 8.5 cm x 9.5 cm each
  • The wine gift bag measures approx 12 cm x 30 cm x 10 cm (colours may vary)
  • Great novelty gifts for all ages

Cause a stir at functions, events, weddings and more with some funny Novelty Wine Bottle Labels. Also available in 'Katzpiss,' these fun wine labels are the ideal accessory for any bottle of plonk.

Product code: box049

What do you get

  • 2 x Novelty Wine Bottle Labels - Chateau Neuf Du Crap
  • 1 x Wine Gift Bag

Reasons to buy

  • 28 day money back guarantee
  • Collect loyalty points and use them for discounts on future purchases.
  • Ideas for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
  • Award winning UK based customer service, with online chat support, telephone and email all available.
  • Next day delivery to ensure you get your gifts fast.

Delivery

  • UK Standard - Dispatched same working day (1-4 working days) (Order before 6:30pm Mon - Fri) is available for this item
  • UK Standard (2-5 working days) is available for this item
  • UK Next Working Day (Order before 6:30pm Mon - Fri) is available for this item
  • Unfortunately, the following are not available for this item: Europe and Worldwide deliveries.

Product reviews

102 5 Star Reviews
29 4 Star Reviews
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Great......

jack panton | 02/11/20 | Collected by Trustpilot

Funny and unusual

Lorraine Whiles | 02/11/20 | Collected by Trustpilot

Novelty pressie.

Janice | 27/08/20 | Collected by Trustpilot

Very funny....I will be buying more for future wine gifts!

K Ball | 24/06/20 | Collected by Trustpilot

Bought before and well received, got again as got another friend that will appreciate.

Beverley Smith | 27/05/20 | Collected by Trustpilot

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