Fucking Late Clock

Sophisticated in style and vulgar in words, this clock suits someone in your life to a tee, especially if they're always f*cking late. 

Each letter (and the #), sits in the place of the usual numbers, so it's still pretty easy to tell just how f*cking late they are to work, class or brunch. 

Ideal in a home or office, at least being late will be a daily joke with this proudly hung up. Just be sure to not take the p*ss, especially if the boss doesn't like tardiness.