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Five Lose Dad in the Garden Centre

Five Lose Dad in the Garden Centre

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Five Lose Dad in the Garden Centre

Dad Was Quite Frond Of Gardening...

What the dickens?! Our much-loved characters from childhood have all grown up, and are back in this hilarious Famous Five spoof, with an awfully perplexing new mystery to solve; Dad has quite disappeared somewhere amongst the garden sheds and lawnmowers! By jove, our fearless fivesome have never been so relatable!

Featuring lashings of nostalgia and a cheeky send-up of all your favourite characters; Julian, Dick, Anne and George, having a jolly good romp about the garden centre, solving mysteries, rescuing relatives, and saying things like "ripping!" and "how queer!" This rather punchy parody isn't recommended for children, but will probably have grown-ups having a good old chortle into their ginger beer.

This amusing account will be personalised with any name of your choice, which will appear incorporated into the design on the front cover, as well as at the top of every page throughout the book. So even if your recipient is as absent-minded as Uncle Quentin, they'll never forget who this book belongs to! You can also add a personalised message which will appear on the front page, making this a perfect gift to mark any occasion.

Will our fearless fivesome be able to locate Dad and save the day? Will they eat potted meat and warm bread rolls at some point? Will Anne ever give Julian a well-deserved kick in the nutsack for being an insufferable misogynist fathead? Join us for a rip-roaring adventure around the local garden centre to find out!

About The Product

  • Start practising your posh-o accent: "lashings of gin-jah bee-yah!"
  • The perfect gift for the Famous Five fan that grew up
  • This is NOT a children's book
  • Personalised with any choice of name (max 12 characters) which will appear on the front cover and page headers
  • "For" is fixed text and can not be changed
  • Add a message of your choice on the first page, 2 lines, max 40 characters per line
  • Your personalised text will appear exactly as you enter it here, so we recommend double checking for spelling errors and typos!
  • Measures approx. 15.5 x 21.6 x 1.4 cm

Delivery Info You Need To Know

  • Production time - It takes up to 3 working days to create this personalised item for you.
  • Standard UK Delivery - After the production time it will take 2-5 working days to arrive with you
  • Unfortunately Next Working Day, Before 9am and Saturday delivery services are not available for this item
  • PLEASE NOTE: As this product is personalised it cannot be returned or refunded.

We cannot process offensive messages. In these cases, your order will be cancelled and your money refunded.

Orders placed before 11am on working days (Mon-Fri) will be dispatched to our supplier the same day, orders placed after this time (or at weekends/bank holidays) will be dispatched for production the next working day

Wha Do You Get?

  • 1 x Five Lose Dad In The Garden Centre (Famous Five spoof book)

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