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Cheesus Christ Novelty Cheese Grater

Cheesus Christ Cheese Grater

Only £9.99
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Cheesus Christ Cheese Grater

The Cheesus Christ Grater is holier than any cheese from Switzerland. Every time you come to use this novelty cheese grater the face of Jesus will appear before your very eyes. Is it a sign you should convert, or just a reminder to buy more Edam? Interpret how you will people...

It may be the case that the image of Jesus has simply been laser etched on to the surface of this cheese grater, but how can you be sure? How do you know he's not trying to tell you some mind-blowing fact about cheddar? The truth is you can't. It's all about faith!

There's even a 'prayer' on the back of the packaging which reads...

"Our Cheese in heaven, halloumi be your name.

Your tangy taste, we will not waste,

on Earth as it is in heaven.

Give us today our daily brie.

Forgive us our stilton,

as we forgove those who stilton against us.

Lead us not into cheese slices, but deliver us from cheddar.

For the glory of the dairy, the curds and the whey are yours.

Now and forever.

Edam.

About The Product

  • Stainless steel grater with black plastic handle
  • Has the face of Jesus laser etched onto it
  • Measures approx 23.5 cm in length
  • Grater part measures approx 11.5 cm x 6 cm
  • Will fit neatly into a drawer
  • Features a hilarious dedication to cheese on the packaging

What do you get?

  • 1 x Cheesus Christ Novelty Cheese Grater

Irresistible Reasons To Buy

  • A generous 30 day money back guarantee.
  • Collect loyalty points and use them for discounts on future purchases.
  • Ideas for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
  • Award winning UK based customer service, with online chat support, telephone and email all available.
  • Next day delivery to ensure you get your gifts fast.
Product code: pal372

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It's a lovely little comedy gift but still serves a good useful purpose. You can clearly see the design which is fab because that's where the joke lies.

I absolutely loved this grater. I bought it for a friends birthday and she said she found it hilarious. The quality of the product was good it arrived on time and was relatively inexpensive so I would thoroughly recommend.

The grater was brilliant the Jesus image was so clear and it was a brilliant joke gift for any cheese lover It certainly made us all giggle and was a very well received gift and I would definitely recommend this product

Bought two of these, one as a cheeky house warming gift and one put away for another appropriate time. Gave everyone a laugh - not been told how good a cheese grater it is though!

Bought three, one for me, two for gifts. Two have been opened and used and delighted the recipients (me and good friends; my sister will get hers later). Works as promised. Irreverent AND utilitarian. No way to top that.

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