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Bacon Beach Towel

Bacon Beach Towel

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Bacon Beach Towel

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On sizzling summer days, why not sunbathe on the beach atop a giant slice of bacon? Fellow sun-worshipers are bound to have to take a butchers as they stroll past and see you laid out on a slice of meat in the bacon hot sunshine. Everyone you meat will comment on your fun and silly beach towel and it will add a bit of fun to your summer holiday.

This is a seriously generous cut of bacon, too, measuring approximately 89 x 185 cm. You’ll be able to stretch out in comfort thanks to the soft microfiber polyester, and this fabric also means that it’s incredibly light and compact, filling only a small corner of your suitcase.

Perfect for sunbathing and for getting dried after a dip in the pool or ocean, this towel has the added benefit of transforming you into Lady Gaga in the infamous meat dress as soon as you wrap it around yourself.

About The Product

  • Go on, buy one - you've made rasher decisions
  • Relax on the beach when you're feeling frazzled
  • This bacon will make you wanna strip
  • Measures approx. 89 x 185 cm
  • Made from microfiber polyester
  • Can be machine washed cold

What Do You Get?

  • 1 x Bacon Beach Towel

Irresistible Reasons To Buy

  • A generous 30 day money back guarantee.
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  • Unique gifts for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
  • Award winning UK based customer service, with online chat support, telephone and email all available.
  • Next day delivery to ensure you get your gifts fast.
Product code: gle002

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