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Slow Down - I Need Caffeine Mug

Slow Down - I Need Caffeine Mug

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Slow Down - I Need Caffeine Mug

*MADE TO ORDER*

Make them wait till you're full of beans

You're useless without your morning coffee, but you need to find a way to let your colleagues know without having to explain it to them by throwing a chair at their heads. This mug is simple, stark and does the talking for you.

'Slow down,' screams the slogan on the bright red mug, 'I need caffeine'. When people see this mug in your hand, there's a good chance they may obey the road-sign style imagery and not approach you with anything complicated or stressful until they see you place the mug down with that contented after-coffee sigh. You know the one - 'Ahhhhhhhh. That's better'. At that point they can feel free to scurry in with such trivialities as 'We're under attack, Mr President', 'The building is on fire and we need you to evacuate' or 'Susan called half an hour ago to tell you she's in labour and doesn't think she's going to make it to the hospital in time'.

This also makes a great joke gift for that friend or colleague that is useless before their first cup (or three) of the day.

About The Product

  • Nothing makes sense till after coffee
  • Buy a bunch and hand them out at your 'caffeine addicts anonymous' class
  • A mug that tells colleagues where to go without directly saying it
  • Ceramic mug with printed design
  • Not suitable for microwave or dishwasher
  • Great Secret Santa gift

Delivery Info You Need To Know

  • It takes up to 7 working days to create your gift before it can be sent out on the delivery method of your choice
  • Standard UK Delivery - manufactured within 7 working days then delivered 2-5 working days later
  • Next Day UK Delivery - manufactured within 7 working days then delivered 1-2 working days later
  • Standard Worldwide Delivery is also available
  • Unfortunately Before 9am and Saturday Delivery are not available

What Do You Get?

  • 1 x Slow Down - I Need Caffeine Mug

Irresistible Reasons To Buy

  • Collect loyalty points and use them for discounts on future purchases.
  • Unique gifts for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
  • Award winning UK based customer service, with online chat support, telephone and email all available.
Product code: fmc508

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