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Poo Pen

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Poo Pen

Probably the crappiest Secret Santa gift you could ever receive, these novelty pens will not only stop people from nicking your biro, but may also prevent you from chewing the end of them too! Imagine nibbling on the end of this realistic turd as you study your pie charts...

About this Product

  • The poopy pen measures approx 11 cm x 2.5 cm x 2 cm
  • Non re-fillable
  • Black ink
  • Styles of poo will obviously vary

What's in the pack

  • 1 x Poo Pen

Irresistible Reasons To Buy

  • A generous 30 day money back guarantee.
  • Collect loyalty points and use them for discounts on future purchases.
  • Ideas for all tastes, budgets and occasions.
  • Award winning UK based customer service, with online chat support, telephone and email all available.
  • Next day delivery to ensure you get your gifts fast.
Product code: isl004

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"My step dad loves it! It was given as a joke gift and it was a real laugh. It looked exactly like the picture and came in good condition. You buy what you expect. "

  

"Gift for my toilet humour obsessed dad, he loved it. Arrived on time very happy with the service received will be using the site again"

  

"Present for a friend, she loved it as she loves weird things like this :) Haven't actually tried writing with it but it is very lifelike to a poo."

  

"Purchased for my sister in law as she is a Doctor in A&E. This was bought as a Christmas Day comedy table present. I have ensured since that she has used it to do her paperwork! Good value for money"

  

"I can't wait for son to open on Xmas day! I'm sure great hilarity will be had by all and granddad will pretend to fall for the joke!"

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